Tuesday, September 2, 2014

Your Daughter


An Irish mother-in-law arrives home from shopping to 
find her son-in-law Paddy in a steaming rage and hurriedly 
packing his suitcase.

"What happened Paddy ?" she asks anxiously.

"What happened!! I'll tell you what happened. I sent an 
email to my wife (your daughter) telling her I was coming 
home today from my fishing trip. I got home...  
and guess what I found?

Yes, your daughter, my wife Jean, naked with Joe Murphy 
in our marital bed! This is unforgivable, the end of our 
marriage. I'm done I'm leaving forever!"




"Ah now, calm down, calm down Paddy!" says his 
mother-in-law. "There is something very odd going on here. 
My daughter would never do such a thing! There must Be 
a simple explanation. I'll go speak to her immediately 
and find out what happened."

Moments later, the mother-in-law comes back with a big smile.

"Paddy. I told you there was a simple explanation .....    
she never got your E-mail!"

Thank You Trailbee!
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13 comments:

  1. LLSeptember 2, 2014 at 3:32 AM

    There is always a simple explanation.

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  2. USA_AdmiralSeptember 2, 2014 at 4:43 AM

    Always check your email.

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  3. Woodsterman (Odie)September 2, 2014 at 5:36 AM

    LL, more times than not.

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  4. Woodsterman (Odie)September 2, 2014 at 5:36 AM

    Admiral, those are words I live by myself.

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  5. SandeeSeptember 2, 2014 at 9:03 AM

    Bwahahahahahahahaha. I'm going to steal that one. Yes I am.

    Have a fabulous day Odie. ☺

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  6. Samuel GonzalezSeptember 2, 2014 at 12:53 PM

    Hello

    My name is Sam Gonzalez and my blog is called The Last Tradition
    http://thelasttradition.blogspot.com/

    I’m a conservative and I think our blogs have a similar theme.

    Check out my blog and if you like what you see I would very much
    like
    to be added to your Blog Roll.

    If you agree please write back with your URL and I gladly add you to my
    Blog Roll.

    Thanks for your time.

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  7. edutcherSeptember 2, 2014 at 12:59 PM

    Sounds more German than Irish.

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  8. Ron RussellSeptember 2, 2014 at 4:02 PM

    Damn I knew there was a logical explanation! There always is!!!!

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  9. Woodsterman (Odie)September 2, 2014 at 4:49 PM

    Sandee, you blog thieves are all alike ... LOL ... enjoy.

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  10. Woodsterman (Odie)September 2, 2014 at 4:49 PM

    Samuel, Done!

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  11. Woodsterman (Odie)September 2, 2014 at 4:50 PM

    edutcher, nope says Irish.

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  12. Woodsterman (Odie)September 2, 2014 at 4:51 PM

    Ron, there always is huh.

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  13. Samuel GonzalezSeptember 2, 2014 at 5:38 PM

    Thanks Woody
    You're on TLT too

    ReplyDelete

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