Hello -- I Still Have More Questions

Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with 

hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

Why do people run over a string a dozen times with their 

vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it 

and then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?

Why is it that no plastic bag will 

ever open from the first end you try?

How do those dead bugs get into the enclosed light fixtures?

Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's 

falling off the table you always manage to 

knock something else over?

Why, in winter, do we try to keep the house as warm as it 

was in summer when we complained about the heat?

How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?

And A FAVORITE:
The statistics on sanity say that one out of every four persons 

is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your 

three best friends. 

If they're OK..? (then it's you!)