Sunday, September 28, 2014

For Sunday ~ DO YOU KNOW YOUR HYMNS?


Dentist's Hymn................................... Crown Him with Many Crowns
Weatherman's Hymn......................There Shall Be Showers of Blessing
Contractor's Hymn............................... The Church's One Foundation
The Tailor's Hymn............................... ..Holy, Holy, Holy
The Golfer's Hymn .................................There's a Green Hill Far Away
The Politician's Hymn.......................... Standing on the Promises!
Optometrist's Hymn.............................. Open My Eyes That I Might See
The Tax Man's  Hymn....................... I Surrender All
The Gossip's Hymn................................Pass It On
The Electrician's Hymn....................... Send The Light
The Shopper's Hymn............................ Sweet Bye and Bye
The Realtor's Hymn.................. I've Got a Mansion, Just Over the Hilltop
The Massage Therapists Hymn............. He Touched Me
The Doctor's Hymn................................ The Great Physician
 AND for those who speed on the highway - a few hymns:

55 mph.......................... God Will Take Care of You
75 mph .......................... Nearer My God To Thee
85 mph ........................... This World Is Not My Home
95 mph ........................... Lord, I'm Coming Home
 
100 mph .......................... Precious Memories

Thanks Dan 

 
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8 comments:

  1. SandeeSeptember 28, 2014 at 6:25 AM

    Well, I know them now. I love this Odie.

    Have a fabulous Silly Sunday. ☺

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  2. UnknownSeptember 28, 2014 at 6:57 AM

    Ahhhahaha! Love these ... and the next time I'm running late for work and find myself zooming down the road, I'll be humming Nearer My God to Thee. :D

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  3. Woodsterman (Odie)September 28, 2014 at 8:44 AM

    Sandee, don't forget where you heard it.

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  4. Woodsterman (Odie)September 28, 2014 at 8:45 AM

    Marcia, That's a good one for all of us.

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  5. edutcherSeptember 28, 2014 at 11:04 AM

    You forgot the urologist's -

    Shall We Gather At The River

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  6. Woodsterman (Odie)September 28, 2014 at 11:59 AM

    edutcher, I hate when that happens.

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  7. Ron RussellSeptember 28, 2014 at 8:30 PM

    Like that over 100MPH. Made me think of an old song TRANSFUSION by Nervous Norvus circa 1956

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  8. Woodsterman (Odie)September 29, 2014 at 7:14 AM

    Ron, i forgot all about that one.

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