Land of Opportunity ~OR~ Rule 5 Woodsterman Style

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 A teacher asks the kids in her 3rd grade class . . . 

"What do you want to be when you grow up ?"
Little Odie says,  "I wanna start out as a 

Marine fighter pilot, then be a billionaire, 

go to the most expensive clubs, find me the 

finest whore, give her a Ferrari worth over a 

million bucks, an apartment in Copacabana, 

a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel throughout Europe, 

an Infinite Visa Card, and all the while banging 

her like a loose screen door in a hurricane."

The teacher, shocked, and not knowing what to 

do with this horrible response from little Odie

decides not to acknowledge what he said and 

simply tries to continue with the lesson.

"And how about you, Sarah ?"

"I wanna be Odie's whore."

Thank You Brighid and Trailbee!

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