New Definition For S.O.S.

A C-130 was lumbering along when a cocky F-16 flashed by.
The jet jockey decided to show off.

The fighter jock told the C-130 pilot, 'watch

this!' and promptly went into a barrel roll

followed by a steep climb.
 

He then finished with a sonic boom as he

broke the sound barrier.

The F-16 pilot asked the C-130 pilot what he

thought of that?

The C-130 pilot said, 'That was impressive, but

watch this!'
 

The C-130 droned along for about 5 minutes

and then the C-130 pilot came back on and

said: 'What did you think of that?'
 

Puzzled, the F-16 pilot asked, 'What the heck

did you do?'
 

The C-130 pilot chuckled.

'I stood up, stretched my legs, walked to the

back, took a leak, then got a cup of coffee and

a cinnamon roll.'
 

When you are young & foolish - speed & flash

may seem a good thing!

When you get older & smarter -

comfort & dull is not such a bad

thing!
 

Us older folks understand this

one, it's called

S.O.S.
 

Slower, Older and Smarter....

Thank You Trailbee!