Friday, September 19, 2014

Before You Jump

A seriously depressed woman stands at the edge of a cliff, 
trying to get the nerve up to jump.
A passing hobo stops and says, "Since you're about to 
kill yourself anyway, would you mindif we had sex first?"

 The woman said "Hell no...get away from me...you sicko!"

 The bum turned to leave and muttered, 
"Fine, I'll just go wait at the bottom."

Thanks David
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18 comments:

  1. LLSeptember 19, 2014 at 3:01 AM

    ROFL

    That's clearly one way of looking at opportunity.

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  2. USA_AdmiralSeptember 19, 2014 at 3:41 AM

    She is fine or he is desperate? Maybe a little of both?

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  3. Randy-gSeptember 19, 2014 at 4:25 AM

    Always an opportunity...

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  4. sig94September 19, 2014 at 5:00 AM

    That bum must be a democrat - never let a crisis go to waste.

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  5. AdrienneSeptember 19, 2014 at 6:09 AM

    Ewwwwwwwww

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  6. Woodsterman (Odie)September 19, 2014 at 7:34 AM

    LL, see ... now you know what the cow's head stuck in the fence was leading up to.

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  7. Woodsterman (Odie)September 19, 2014 at 7:35 AM

    Admiral, never question motives in a great story.

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  8. Woodsterman (Odie)September 19, 2014 at 7:36 AM

    Randy, it's what I live by.

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  9. Woodsterman (Odie)September 19, 2014 at 7:37 AM

    sig94, not just a desperate dirty old man?

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  10. Woodsterman (Odie)September 19, 2014 at 7:37 AM

    Adrienne, don't knock it.

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  11. SandeeSeptember 19, 2014 at 7:46 AM

    Ewwwwwwwwwwwww. Funny though.

    Have a fabulous day and weekend Odie. :)

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  12. DoubleTroubleTwoSeptember 19, 2014 at 7:51 AM

    So wrong! But funny :-) Have a great weekend Odie!!

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  13. Woodsterman (Odie)September 19, 2014 at 9:23 AM

    Sandee, Hobos and old guys gotta strike while it's hot ... ur cold.

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  14. Woodsterman (Odie)September 19, 2014 at 9:24 AM

    2T2, wrong?

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  15. edutcherSeptember 19, 2014 at 12:07 PM

    There are people like that.

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  16. Ron RussellSeptember 19, 2014 at 4:42 PM

    One determined bum!

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  17. Woodsterman (Odie)September 19, 2014 at 5:05 PM

    edutcher, you mean that will say no to me?

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  18. Woodsterman (Odie)September 19, 2014 at 5:06 PM

    Ron, yes I am.

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