YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE A
"DOG PERSON" OR A BRUNETTE
TO TRULY APPRECIATE THIS STORY
“Stay!”
I pulled into the crowded parking lot at the local shopping
"DOG PERSON" OR A BRUNETTE
TO TRULY APPRECIATE THIS STORY
“Stay!”
I pulled into the crowded parking lot at the local shopping
center and rolled down the car windows
to make sure my Labrador Retriever Pup had fresh air.
to make sure my Labrador Retriever Pup had fresh air.
She was stretched full-out on the back seat and I wanted
to impress upon her that she must remain there.
I walked to the curb backward, pointing my finger
I walked to the curb backward, pointing my finger
at the car and saying emphatically,
"Now you stay. Do you hear me?"
"Stay! Stay!"
The driver of a nearby car, a pretty young blonde,
"Now you stay. Do you hear me?"
"Stay! Stay!"
The driver of a nearby car, a pretty young blonde,
gave me a strange look and said,
(this is going to hurt read on)
"Why don't you just put it in 'Park'?"
Thank You Trailbee!
Other Dog Lover Rule 5 ers:
In a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World
Adrienne's Corner
The Feral Irishman
Knuckledraggin My Life Away
Diogenes' Middle Finger
Ninety Miles From Tyranny
Doubletroubletwo
Angrymikes hood
MissK's World...
American Power
Grumpy Patriot
GOODSTUFF'S CYBER WORLD
A Nod To The Gods
Act Well Your Part
Subject to Change
Adrienne's Corner
The Feral Irishman
Knuckledraggin My Life Away
Diogenes' Middle Finger
Ninety Miles From Tyranny
Doubletroubletwo
Angrymikes hood
MissK's World...
American Power
Grumpy Patriot
GOODSTUFF'S CYBER WORLD
A Nod To The Gods
Act Well Your Part
Subject to Change
That's why I love blondes...
ReplyDeleteLL, me too ... and other reasons.
ReplyDeleteDon't you get car training???
ReplyDeleteWell, I think that's a good question. I'm blonde too.
ReplyDeleteHave a fabulous day Odie. :)
If one of 'em even hinted she was opening her car door, just see how fast I could jam into PARK.
ReplyDeleteNow for the other side of story -- it'd be like a dog chasing cars; I'm so old, what would I do with if I caught it?
I don't get it. Why did the storyteller name the dog Stay?
ReplyDeleteBecause a Mercedes is a German car and will only follow orders.
ReplyDeleteI'm jealous of that top ones hands! And despite my years I remember my first feel!
ReplyDeleteScott, nope it's blonde or the highway.
ReplyDeleteSandee, I guess park works too.
ReplyDeleteMarine, act like you need mouth to mouth.
ReplyDeleteEuripides, you have a better name?
ReplyDeleteEdutcher, I think you're over thinking this one.
ReplyDeleteRon, how'd that feel?
ReplyDeleteBwahahaha! Good one, Odie. Except most of the time they're stepping on my oxygen tube and whispering in my ear, "Die, you ol' sumbitch. Die!"
ReplyDeleteMarine, Damn man, don't try it with someone on your beneficiaries list.
ReplyDeleteI gotta tell you,Odie... There's gonna be an overflow crowd and lots of wailing and gnashing of teeth at my funeral. The crowd's gonna be there to make damn sure I'm dead and the cryings gonna come when everybody learns I didn't leave nobody nothing!
ReplyDeleteMarine, that'll showd em real goood.
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