Two Texans were out on the range talking about
their favorite sex positions.
One said, " think I enjoy the rodeo position the best."
"I don't think I have ever heard of that one," said the
One said, " think I enjoy the rodeo position the best."
"I don't think I have ever heard of that one," said the
other cowboy. "What is it ?"
"Well, it's where you get your wife down on all fours
"Well, it's where you get your wife down on all fours
and you mount her from behind.
Then you reach around and cup each one of her breasts
Then you reach around and cup each one of her breasts
in your hands and
whisper in her ear, 'These feel just like your sister's.' "
whisper in her ear, 'These feel just like your sister's.' "
Then you try and stay on for 8 seconds.
Thank You Trailbee
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Adrienne's Corner
The Feral Irishman
Knuckledraggin My Life Away
Diogenes' Middle Finger
Ninety Miles From Tyranny
Doubletroubletwo
Angrymikes hood
MissK's World...
American Power
In My NOT So Humble Opinion
GOODSTUFF'S CYBER WORLD
A Nod To The Gods
Act Well Your Part
Subject to Change
Ride on!
ReplyDeleteYipee eyo kyay!!!
ReplyDelete8 seconds, you say?
I still carry the scars!
ReplyDeleteTo that's Texas six. Sounds pretty difficult to do, but what the heck.
ReplyDeleteHave a fabulous day Odie. :)
Trying to stay on isn't the hard part.
ReplyDeleteRandy, I never knew 8 seconds were so long.
ReplyDeleteLL, yup, and it ain't that easy.
ReplyDeleteScotty, yeah but you lived to talk about it.
ReplyDeleteSandee, we do what we can.
ReplyDeleteEight seconds??? You mean you have to do it twice???
ReplyDelete(Ladies: this line is intended for humor purposes only and does not necessarily reflect the views or the stamina of the commenter, blog, or this network.)
If you stay on-when is it safe to get off?
ReplyDeleteEdutcher, trying to get away after you're bucked off?
ReplyDeleteProof, I don't know. It looks like you're shedding a bad light on all of us.
ReplyDeleteJ Shaw, pack a lunch, Dude.
ReplyDeleteYou got it.
ReplyDeleteOf course, The Blonde's motto is, Save a horse, ride a cowboy.
Edutcher, OK cowboy.
ReplyDeleteTexans like a bucking ride--that would sure get one!
ReplyDeleteRon, Title says it all.
ReplyDeleteNice try Kellen .......
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