I was eating breakfast with my 10-year-old
Granddaughter and I asked her.
"What day is tomorrow?" She said "It's
President's Day!"
She is a smart kid. I asked "What does
President's Day mean?"
I was waiting for something about
Washington or Lincoln... etc.
She replied, "President's Day is when
President Obama steps out of the White
House and if he sees his shadow, we have
4 more years of Bull Shit."
You know, It hurts when hot coffee spurts
out of your nose!
Granddaughter and I asked her.
"What day is tomorrow?" She said "It's
President's Day!"
She is a smart kid. I asked "What does
President's Day mean?"
I was waiting for something about
Washington or Lincoln... etc.
She replied, "President's Day is when
President Obama steps out of the White
House and if he sees his shadow, we have
4 more years of Bull Shit."
You know, It hurts when hot coffee spurts
out of your nose!
I used to view President's Day with reverence. Heck, I used to view the office of the president that way too.
ReplyDeleteObama changed all that. He sure is good at CHANGE.
Another keyboard covered in coffee...Who get this bill?
ReplyDeleteOpie, I remember when we had Presidents Birthdays. Now they're all lumped together with the likes of Duhwon.
ReplyDeleteRandy, send it to race. This just appeared in my inbox this morning.
ReplyDeleteWhat Opus said. Exactly what I was thinking. He's a joke. He doesn't even know it.
ReplyDeleteHave a terrific day. ☺
Sandee, we all do though, huh.
ReplyDeleteSome kids get it and some don't! So there is still hope!
ReplyDeleteMoral of the story:
ReplyDeletealways swallow before the punch line.
PS We used to honor Washington and Lincoln (or Robert E Lee) on their birthdays.
Now, we could care less.
Between Race and Opus #6, there just ain't that much to add! (I want my grandchildren to grow up to be just like Race!)
ReplyDeleteRon, better than hope and change.
ReplyDeleteEdutcher, and what recognized holiday is named after a person now?
ReplyDeleteMarine, they nailed it huh.
ReplyDeleteRace is a subversive and a trouble maker. I DENOUNCE HIM! (now where is my "rat money payment" check from the White House?)
ReplyDeleteLl, shhhh I'll look into it. We'll split it and leave Race in the cold.
ReplyDeleteDag nabbit! I put coffee through my nose as well with this one. Must be some kind of plot!
ReplyDeleteEuripides. Got You!
ReplyDeleteThe day may be tarnished beyond recovery.
ReplyDeleteAdmiral, We keep moving forward against the socialist Utopia.
ReplyDeleteI'd like to say Columbus or St Patrick's Day, but we know better.
ReplyDeleteEdutcher, yoooooou know.
ReplyDeleteTrue wisdom out of the "mouths of babes".
ReplyDeleteScotty, better out of mouths of babes than out your nose.
ReplyDelete