A German woman married a Canadian gentleman born in
Nov Scotia and they lived happily ever after
in his home town Truro.
in his home town Truro.
The poor lady was notvery proficient in English, but did
manage to communicate with her husband. The
real problem arose whenever she had to shop for groceries.
One day, she went to the butcher counter and wanted to
real problem arose whenever she had to shop for groceries.
One day, she went to the butcher counter and wanted to
buy chicken legs. She didn't know how to put
forward her request, so, in desperation, she clucked like
forward her request, so, in desperation, she clucked like
a chicken and lifted up her skirt to show her thighs.
Her butcher got the message and gave her the chicken legs.
Next day she needed to get chicken breasts, again she
Her butcher got the message and gave her the chicken legs.
Next day she needed to get chicken breasts, again she
didn't know how to say it, so she clucked like a chicken
and unbuttoned her blouse to show the butcher her breasts.
and unbuttoned her blouse to show the butcher her breasts.
The butcher understood again and gave her some
chicken breasts.
On the 3rd day, the poor lady needed to buy sausages.
On the 3rd day, the poor lady needed to buy sausages.
Unable to find a way tocommunicate this, she brought
her husband to the store...
her husband to the store...
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What were you Thinking?
Her husband speaks English....hellooo!
Thanks David !
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Other Rule 5 ers:
Body Language...
ReplyDeleteSex sells.
ReplyDeleteWhat Opus said. True and then some.
ReplyDeleteHave a fantastic day. ☺
LL, works every time.
ReplyDeleteOpie, I hope so.
ReplyDeleteSandee, what I said. I hope so, I have a generator to sell.
ReplyDeleteWell, I certainly wouldn't kick the German blonde out of bed for eating crackers....
ReplyDeleteDirty minds.
ReplyDeleteNo human race without 'em.
I know the Woodsterman personally and I know that he is multi-lingual because he speaks "the language of love".
ReplyDeleteEuripides, She'd have time for crackers?
ReplyDeleteIch dachte, dass er dabei war, eine große Wurst zu zeigen.. Translation: I thought he was going to display a large........!
ReplyDeleteWhat generator?
ReplyDeleteEdutcher, Want to buy a generator?
ReplyDeleteLL, shhhh, people might get the wrong idea.
ReplyDeleteRon, sausage?
ReplyDeleteVelcro, did someone steal it again?
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RR, I thank you sir!
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