Saturday, March 19, 2011

This Could Save Your Life




Remember this is advice that could save your life - - - - -


NEVER !

NEVER !

NEVER !

NEVER !

Hold in a fart !!!

Who does this remind you of ?

Now, how about a beautiful message about growing older.

 Shit, I forgot what it was .......
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18 comments:

  1. USA_AdmiralMarch 19, 2011 at 5:55 AM

    It is like she was holding a lot of fecal material in too.

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  2. USA_AdmiralMarch 19, 2011 at 5:56 AM

    I often forget things too. That is why it took two comments to answer your post.

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  3. Woodsterman (Odie)March 19, 2011 at 6:28 AM

    Admiral, I really don't think I want to know about fecal matter.

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  4. Woodsterman (Odie)March 19, 2011 at 6:29 AM

    Admiral ............ What?

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  5. tha malcontentMarch 19, 2011 at 7:14 AM

    Who does this remind you of ?


    Moochie Obama on a diet.

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  6. Woodsterman (Odie)March 19, 2011 at 7:22 AM

    Mal, You think?

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  7. EuripidesMarch 19, 2011 at 9:02 AM

    I saw that woman once! She entered into a theater in LA and her butt arrived ten minutes later.

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  8. Christopher - Conservative PerspectiveMarch 19, 2011 at 9:30 AM

    If real? Just how in the world did she put on that unwarrented outfit?

    Thinking more, as though I should? How does she put on any outfit?

    In addition,,,oops, lost my train of thought,,,,,,

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  9. stopsignMarch 19, 2011 at 11:23 AM

    Thanks for the Warning!
    Dang I forgot what else I was going to say.

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  10. Woodsterman (Odie)March 19, 2011 at 3:56 PM

    Euripides, I so glad you found the true value of a watch.

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  11. Woodsterman (Odie)March 19, 2011 at 3:58 PM

    Christopher, Look buddy this is my site and when I come here my brain hurts too.

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  12. Woodsterman (Odie)March 19, 2011 at 4:00 PM

    Stopsign, so you're at least as old as Woodsterman and remember never hold ... oh shit not again.

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  13. WomanHonorThyselfMarch 19, 2011 at 7:18 PM

    youre still crazy after all these years eh! Keep the faith my friend.:)

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  14. Woodsterman (Odie)March 20, 2011 at 6:45 AM

    WHT, don't forget the motto of this piece ... oh shit I forgot. I think it was something about farts.

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  15. Barking SpiderMarch 20, 2011 at 11:39 AM

    That bloody thing is going to explode!

    Aaaarrrrrghhhhhh!

    RUN!

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  16. Woodsterman (Odie)March 20, 2011 at 11:59 AM

    Spidey, yup she just plain held in too many farts .... run away run away!

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  17. Ron RussellMarch 15, 2012 at 4:38 PM

    Better be careful Odie, Michelle will be jealous!

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  18. Woodsterman (Odie)March 16, 2012 at 7:18 AM

    Ron, I thought that was Michelle.

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