An elderly man suffered a massive heart attack.
The family drove wildly to get
him to the emergency room.
After what seemed like a very long wait, the
him to the emergency room.
After what seemed like a very long wait, the
ER doctor appeared, wearing his
scrubs and a long face.
Sadly, he said, "I'm afraid he is brain-dead,
scrubs and a long face.
Sadly, he said, "I'm afraid he is brain-dead,
but his heart is still beating."
"Oh, Dear God," cried his wife, her hands clasped
against her cheeks in horror and shock!
"We've never had a Democrat in the family before".
Hat Tip: A Daily Laugh
Man, Right on the mark!
ReplyDeleteGood one, Odie.
ReplyDeleteThat's funny.
ReplyDeleteAdmiral ... who's Mark?
ReplyDeleteThanks Lady, These are sent to me from all over.
ReplyDeleteSupi, The truth is sometimes very funny ... they're brain dead.
ReplyDeleteThat brain-dead democrat. (I cannot capitalize democrat.)
ReplyDeleteAdmiral, I know ... just funin. Why would you want to capitalize democrap?
ReplyDeleteThat's a good one, Odie!
ReplyDeleteBunni, heart beating with no brains says it all.
ReplyDeleteLOL,Thanks for that one Odie.
ReplyDeleteYa sure Christopher ...
ReplyDeleteCONFUCIUS SAY. . .
ReplyDelete"A Lion will not betray his wife.... But a Tiger Wood."
Hi Woody . . You hit the mark . . again!
ReplyDeleteBump
OH MAL ........
ReplyDeleteThank you Bump ... Woodsterman tries to stay on the straight and narrow silly track.
ReplyDeleteFunny joke, and Mal's too!
ReplyDeleteOpie, thank you, but please don't encourage Mal.
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