Listen hunny, the “ONE-SIZE-FITS-ALL” tag is lying to you, so I suggest we try things on before we buy.
Your first move should be checking that backpack for a pair of underwear. If there are none in there, well,
you ARE at a store that sells underwear. Problem solved. I would move on to pants.......but...... I don’t
want to get too far ahead.........and lose you.
OOOOWWW, she’s a BRICK (da-na-na-na) HOUSE. She’s MIGHTY-MIGHTY, just LETTIN’ it ALL hang-out.
Just 'cuz you have the 'all-natural' sleeves thing goin' on, doesn't mean the rest of us are cool with you wearing your top.
I wonder if she can 'tie ‘em in a knot or tie ‘em in a bow'......because unfortunately, I already know they 'wobble to an fro’.
Dang Odie, these people vote...
ReplyDeleteAt first I thought she might be pregnant. Then I realized those were breasts...
ReplyDeleteSig94 ... yeah, ain't it grand.
ReplyDeleteLL, there's just something about not giving a damn.
ReplyDeleteI bet she knew the entire V and JV football squads in high school.
ReplyDeleteOMG, me too! I thought, that is a high-carried and oddly shaped pregnancy. And she looks awfully old for that. Hey, wait a minute....
ReplyDeleteMan. Without the "wobble" clue I'd have thought she was trying to shoplift a giant 4-cheese deli loaf.
ReplyDeleteChristopher, you don't mean ... ?
ReplyDeleteOpie, I'll wait that minute for you.
ReplyDeleteinnominatus, you win a cheese loaf!
ReplyDeleteOMG!! Odie. That was so revolting! AAAHHH!! That was really scary!!
ReplyDeleteYeah, the one-size-fits-all aisle ain't gonna help those belt boobs either.
ReplyDeleteDamn, in what aisle do they keep the brain bleach?
WOW, these are the WORST yet.
ReplyDeleteI am scared to go shopping now.
Teresa, you have such an eye for "ART".
ReplyDeleteC Monster, that would be in isle #7.
ReplyDeleteBunni, be afraid, be very afraid.
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