Why There Are More Women Than Men (5)

Thanks Ron (LINK)

Cowboy Boots

Did you hear about the Texas teacher who was helping one 
of her kindergarten students put on his cowboy boots?

He asked for help and she could see why.

Even with her pulling and him pushing, the little boots still 
didn't want to go on. By the time they got the second boot on, 
she had worked up a sweat.

She almost cried when the little boy said, 'Teacher, they're 
on the wrong feet.' She looked, and sure enough, they were.. 
It wasn't any easier pulling the boots off than it was putting 
them on.. She managed to keep her cool as together they 
worked to get the boots back on, this time on the right feet.

He then announced, 'These aren't my boots.'

She bit her tongue rather than get right in his face and scream, 
'Why didn't you say so?' like she wanted to. Once again, she 
struggled to help him pull the ill-fitting boots off his little feet. 
No sooner had they gotten the boots off when he said, 'They're 
my brother's boots. My mom made me wear 'em.'

Now she didn't know if she should laugh or cry. But, she 
mustered up what grace and courage she had left to wrestle 
the boots on his feet again.

Helping him into his coat, she asked, 'Now, where are your Mittens?'

He said, 'I stuffed 'em in the toes of my boots..'

She will be eligible for parole in three years .

Why There Are More Women Than Men (4)

Thanks Ron (LINK)

An IRS Inquiry

The IRS suspected a fishing boat owner wasn't paying 

proper wages to his deckhand and sent an agent to 

investigate him.

IRS AUDITOR: "I need a list of your employees and 

how much you pay them."

Boat Owner: "Well, there's Clarence, my deckhand, 

he's been with me for 3 years. I pay him $1,000 a week 

plus free room and board. Then there's the mentally 

challenged guy. He works about 18 hours every day 

and does about 90% of the work around here. He makes 

about $10 per week, pays his own room and board, 

and I buy him a bottle of fine Barbados Rum and a 

dozen Budweisers every Saturday night so he can cope 

with life. He also gets to sleep with my wife occasionally."

IRS AUDITOR: "That's the guy I want to 

talk to -- the mentally challenged one."

Boat Owner: "That would be me. 

What would you like to know?"

Thanks David!

Why There Are More Women Than Men (3)

Thank You Ron (LINK)

Why There Are More Women Than Men (2)

Thank You Ron! (LINK)

Wheel Of Fortune ~OR~ Rule 5 Woodsterman Style

Why I'll never win on Wheel of Fortune...

 Apparently, the correct answer is 

"LUCK BE IN THE AIR TONIGHT".......

Thank You Hal ... and here are more of Hal's

Cleavage contribution. 

Other Wheel of Fortune Fan Rule 5 ers:

 

Proof Positive

Randy's Roundtable

Reaganite Republican

teresamerica

Guns and Bikinis

Maggie's Notebook 

TOTUS

In a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World
Adrienne's Corner
The Feral Irishman
Knuckledraggin My Life Away
Diogenes' Middle Finger
Ninety Miles From Tyranny
Doubletroubletwo  
Angrymikes hood 
MissK's World...
American Power
GOODSTUFF'S CYBER WORLD
A Nod To The Gods   
Act Well Your Part
Subject to Change
Your Crazy Uncle Bubba
Political Clown Parade
The Last Tradition
Average Bubba  

Why There Are More Women Than Men (1)

Thank You Ron (LINK)

Caught On Camera . . . .

World's Shortest Books

MY BLACK GIRLFRIENDS

By Tiger Woods
____________________________________________

THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY

By Jane Fonda, Cindy Sheehan

& Michelle Obama

Illustrated by Michael Moore

Foreword by George Soros
________________________________________
 
MY CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS

& HOW I HELPED AFTER KATRINA

By "The Rev Jesse Jackson" & "The Rev Al Sharpton"
______________________________________
 
THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL

By Hillary Clinton
_________________
 
Sequel: THINGS I LOVE ABOUT HILLARY

By Bill Clinton
_________________
 
THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD

By Bill Gates 
____________________________________
 
THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY

By Dennis Rodman
_________________________________

THINGS WE KNOW TO BE TRUE

By Al Gore & John Kerry
_____________________________________

GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC

By Amelia Earhart
____________________________________
 
HOW TO LIVE LIFE TO THE FULLEST

By Dr. Jack Kevorkian
__________________________________

TO ALL THE MEN WE HAVE LOVED BEFORE

By Ellen de Generes & Rosie O'Donnell
__________________

GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE

By Mike Tyson
__________________________________

THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY
_______________________________________

MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS

By O. J. Simpson & Casey Anthony
_________________________________________
 
HOW TO DRINK & DRIVE SAFELY

By Ted Kennedy
_________

MY BOOK ON MORALS

By Bill Clinton

With introduction by

The Rev. Jesse Jackson

And foreword by

Tiger Woods with John Edwards
____________________________________________________

HOW TO WIN A SUPER BOWL

BY THE MINNESOTA VIKINGS
_______________________________________________

And, just added:

MY COMPLETE KNOWLEDGE OF MILITARY STRATEGY

By Nancy Pelosi
________________________________________________

And the shortest book of them all.......................

THINGS I DID TO DESERVE THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE

By Barack Obama


Thanks Hal!