A queer dude wasn’t feeling well so he went to his doctor for a checkup and tests. The doctor calls him a week later and says, “I’ve got some bad news. You’ve got AIDS and Monkeypox. I’m going to put you on a strict diet. You can only eat baked beans, White Castle hamburgers, Mexican food, and prunes.”
“Will that cure me?”
“No. It will show you what your asshole is for.”
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HAHAHAHAHA. Pete BUTTGARAGE!
ReplyDeleteBZZZzzz... I always call him Buttplug.
DeleteI remember reading the Hardy Boys series growing up. I loved them and would search them out at the Salvation Army store and other places that kids could afford. Never once thought they were anything other than true friends, you know? I have to think how the books would turn out now days.
ReplyDeleteI have no idea what to add here, Odie. Other than may God forgive us.
You all be safe and God bless.
LindaG, LOL. Thought you did just fine. The Hardy Boys caught me off guard though.
DeleteI've often made the same complaint.
ReplyDeleteedutcher, more than anything else, the English Language has suffered the most.
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