A Texan sat on the barber's chair
"I'll have a shave and a shoe shine."
The barber (using a straight razor by the way)
The barber (using a straight razor by the way)
began to lather his face while a woman with the biggest,
firmest, most beautiful real breasts that he had
ever seen knelt down and began to shine his shoes.
The Texan said, "Young lady, you and I should
The Texan said, "Young lady, you and I should
go and spend some time in a hotel room."
She replied, "I'm married and my
She replied, "I'm married and my
husband wouldn't like that."
The Texan said, "Tell him you're working
The Texan said, "Tell him you're working
overtime and I'll pay you the difference."
She said, "You tell him; you're CLOSER ”
She said, "You tell him; you're CLOSER ”
Other Shoe Shining Rule 5 ers:
In a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World
Adrienne's Corner
The Feral Irishman
Knuckledraggin My Life Away
Diogenes' Middle Finger
Ninety Miles From Tyranny
Doubletroubletwo
Angrymikes hood
MissK's World...
American Power
GOODSTUFF'S CYBER WORLD
A Nod To The Gods
Act Well Your Part
Subject to Change
Your Crazy Uncle Bubba
Political Clown Parade
The Last Tradition
Adrienne's Corner
The Feral Irishman
Knuckledraggin My Life Away
Diogenes' Middle Finger
Ninety Miles From Tyranny
Doubletroubletwo
Angrymikes hood
MissK's World...
American Power
GOODSTUFF'S CYBER WORLD
A Nod To The Gods
Act Well Your Part
Subject to Change
Your Crazy Uncle Bubba
Political Clown Parade
The Last Tradition
I'm seeing Sweeney Todd. Haha! ;o)
ReplyDeleteBwahahahahahahaha. That's going to be a very close shave I fear.
ReplyDeleteHave a fabulous day Odie. ☺
Life's little disappointments. :(
ReplyDeleteGuess he was in a lather!
ReplyDeleteA man should always practice situational awareness.
ReplyDeleteA sure way to get a close shave!
ReplyDeleteAbelle, not my fault.
ReplyDeleteSandee, could be a wee bit too close.
ReplyDeleteTrailbee, little?
ReplyDeleteProof, well put.
ReplyDeleteEdutcher, and spoil the fun?
ReplyDeleteRon, the closest.
ReplyDeleteThose are words you'd never want to hear.
ReplyDeleteLL, could cause him to get it hear to hear.
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