Friday, May 15, 2015

I Tried . . . .


While strolling around the Harbor this morning 
around 7:00 a.m., I noticed a character shouting 
"Allah be praised" and "Death to all infidels" and 
suddenly he tripped and fell into the water. 


He was struggling to stay afloat because of all the explosives he was carrying. If he didn't get help, he would surely drown. Being a responsible citizen, and abiding by the law of the land that requires you to help those in distress, I informed the Police, the Coastguard, the Immigration Office and even the Fire Dept. It is now 11 a.m., the terrorist has drowned, and none of the authorities have yet responded. I'm starting to think I wasted four stamps.

Thanks Hal

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15 comments:

  1. WomanHonorThyselfMay 15, 2015 at 4:55 AM

    sense of humor is your best friend!

    Have a terrific weekend my friend! :-)

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  2. joehMay 15, 2015 at 6:24 AM

    Should have sent them "express delivery"

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  3. Woodsterman (Odie)May 15, 2015 at 7:33 AM

    WHT, yes it is!

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  4. Woodsterman (Odie)May 15, 2015 at 7:33 AM

    Joeh, next time .......

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  5. SandeeMay 15, 2015 at 7:42 AM

    Bwahahahahahaha. Well done Odie, well done. I would have played it this way too.

    Have a fabulous day. :)

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  6. LLMay 15, 2015 at 8:46 AM

    It was honest of you to put stamps on the envelopes. I don't think that would have...

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  7. edutcherMay 15, 2015 at 12:56 PM

    You mean you wasted all that money when you could have hopped in your car, driven to DC, set up and appointment at DHS, and personally told Jeh Johnson of this threat?

    Shame on you!

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  8. Ron RussellMay 15, 2015 at 3:49 PM

    Thought you were going to say you tossed him an anchor! Yours is better!

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  9. Always On WatchMay 16, 2015 at 5:25 AM

    The right "rapid" response on the part of the observer.

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  10. Woodsterman (Odie)May 16, 2015 at 7:34 AM

    Sandee, then come to find out I didn't have enough postage.

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  11. Woodsterman (Odie)May 16, 2015 at 7:35 AM

    LL, nothing but the best for for a man in need.

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  12. Woodsterman (Odie)May 16, 2015 at 7:36 AM

    edutcher, I know. I feel a little bad about that one.

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  13. Woodsterman (Odie)May 16, 2015 at 7:37 AM

    Ron, always ready to help my fellow man.

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  14. Woodsterman (Odie)May 16, 2015 at 7:38 AM

    AOW, we do what we can.

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  15. AnonymousMay 19, 2015 at 3:33 PM

    +1 edutcher

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