Don't you just hate it?.......you get all dressed up,
you're looking hot, smokin' hot!
As you strut your stuff down the street, you can
almost feel all the eyes upon you.
Then, you happen to catch a quick glimpse of yourself
Then, you happen to catch a quick glimpse of yourself
in a mirror, and you suddenly REALIZE...you forgot
the lipstick...the whole look you were after is gone to hell,
right then and there!
BONUS BABES
Thanks Dan
Other Chubby Chasing Rule 5 ers:
In a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World
Adrienne's Corner
The Feral Irishman
Knuckledraggin My Life Away
Diogenes' Middle Finger
Ninety Miles From Tyranny
Doubletroubletwo
Angrymikes hood
MissK's World...
American Power
GOODSTUFF'S CYBER WORLD
A Nod To The Gods
Act Well Your Part
Subject to Change
Your Crazy Uncle Bubba
Political Clown Parade
The Last Tradition
Adrienne's Corner
The Feral Irishman
Knuckledraggin My Life Away
Diogenes' Middle Finger
Ninety Miles From Tyranny
Doubletroubletwo
Angrymikes hood
MissK's World...
American Power
GOODSTUFF'S CYBER WORLD
A Nod To The Gods
Act Well Your Part
Subject to Change
Your Crazy Uncle Bubba
Political Clown Parade
The Last Tradition
She scares me.
ReplyDeleteHow did you get hold of my pics? I'm too sexy for thong. I'm too sexy...aw hell, you already knew that though.
ReplyDeleteHave a wonderful weekend my friend.
Supi, as well she should.
ReplyDeleteCurmudgeon, Don't ever let Google Images get a hold of you photos.
ReplyDeleteOh my. Words fail me - except for a few which are unprintable. Don't forget to set your clocks back, Odie.
ReplyDeleteOh. My. God. I need to wash my eyes out with bleach now. That was horrible. I've been traumatized.
ReplyDeleteHave a fabulous day Odie. :)
Oh, Odie!
ReplyDeleteI'm with Sandee. This was cruel and unusual punishment.
WHY WHY WHY? ..my dad would have asked "doesn't she have a MIRROR!?"
YUCK!
Adrienne, I did say "Woodsterman Style".
ReplyDeleteSandee, you poor dear.
ReplyDeleteZ, here at Woodsterman we never let a straight line go to waste.
ReplyDeleteWhen you say bonus, you mean bonus.
ReplyDeleteBeen to Walmart again?
ReplyDeleteMy eyes! They burn! Viewer discretion is advised.
ReplyDeleteAdmiral, Exactly.
ReplyDeleteEdutcher, you just never know.
ReplyDeleteCube, you noticed.
ReplyDeleteYou know, I've got one day a week when I can go to my favorite blogs and look around, I come old Odie's blog and I get this, shame on you !!! Gotta go eye bleach myself !!!!!!...... ;-D
ReplyDeleteMike, sometimes the humor has to win out.
ReplyDeleteBigger is not always better!
ReplyDeleteRon, more thrills in one place.
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