Ring Shopping

A very tall balding, white haired man from Sherman Oaks 

in California, walked into a jewelry store in a local mall 

this past Friday evening with a beautiful much younger 

gal at his side.

He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for 

his girlfriend. The jeweler looked through his stock and 

brought out a $5,000 ring. The man said, ‘No, I’d like to 

see something more special.’

At that statement, the jeweler went to his special stock and 

brought another ring over. ‘Here’s a stunning ring at only 

$40,000′ the jeweler said. The lady’s eyes sparkled and her 

whole body trembled with excitement.

The old man seeing this said, ‘We’ll take it.’

The jeweler asked how payment would be made and the man 

stated, ‘By check. I know you need to make sure my check is 

good, so I’ll write it now and you can call the bank Monday to 

verify the funds and I’ll pick up the ring Monday afternoon.’

On Monday morning, the jeweler angrily phoned the old man 

and said, ‘There was only $25 in your account.’

‘I know’, said the old man, 

‘But let me tell you about MY GREAT WEEKEND!’

Thank You Dan!