Happy Halloween Woodsterman Style

The nun got into a New York cab and notices that the 

VERY handsome cab driver will not stop staring at her.

She asks him, "Why are you staring at me?”  He replies, 

“I have a question to ask you, but I don’t

want to offend you.  She answers, "My son, you cannot 

offend me.  When you are as old as

I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a 

chance to see and hear just about anything.

I am sure that there is nothing you could say or ask that 

I would find offensive.  The cabbie said,

“Well I’ve always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me.” 

She responds, “Well , lets see what we can do about that. 

First, you must be single and second,

you must be Catholic.”  The cab driver is very excited, 

and said, “Yes, I am single and Catholic!”

“OK” the nun said, “Pull into the next alley.”  

The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that

would make a hooker blush

When they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.  

“My dear child” said the nun,

“Why are you crying?”

The cabbie replied,”Sister,forgive me for I have sinned.  

I lied and must confess. I am

married and I am Jewish.”

The nun said, “That’s OK.  my name is Kevin and 

I am going to a Halloween party.

Halloween Party Favors:

Thank You Mr. Trailbee