A beautiful woman loved growing tomatoes, but couldn't seem
to get her tomatoes to turn red. One day, while taking a stroll,
she came upon a gentleman neighbour who had the most
beautiful garden full of huge red tomatoes.
The woman asked the gentleman,
"What do you do to get your tomatoes so red?"
The gentleman responded, "Well, twice a day I stand in front
of my tomato garden naked in my trench coat and flash them.
My tomatoes turn red from blushing so much."
Well, the woman was so impressed; she decided to try
doing the same thing to her tomato garden to see if
it would work. So twice a day for two weeks she
flashed her garden hoping for the best.
One day the gentleman was passing by and asked the woman,
"By the way, how did you make out? Did your tomatoes turn red?"
No", she replied,
"but my cucumbers are enormous."
to get her tomatoes to turn red. One day, while taking a stroll,
she came upon a gentleman neighbour who had the most
beautiful garden full of huge red tomatoes.
The woman asked the gentleman,
"What do you do to get your tomatoes so red?"
The gentleman responded, "Well, twice a day I stand in front
of my tomato garden naked in my trench coat and flash them.
My tomatoes turn red from blushing so much."
Well, the woman was so impressed; she decided to try
doing the same thing to her tomato garden to see if
it would work. So twice a day for two weeks she
flashed her garden hoping for the best.
One day the gentleman was passing by and asked the woman,
"By the way, how did you make out? Did your tomatoes turn red?"
No", she replied,
"but my cucumbers are enormous."
Thanks Dan!
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Adrienne's Corner
The Feral Irishman
Knuckledraggin My Life Away
Diogenes' Middle Finger
Ninety Miles From Tyranny
Doubletroubletwo
Angrymikes hood
MissK's World...
American Power
GOODSTUFF'S CYBER WORLD
A Nod To The Gods
Act Well Your Part
Subject to Change
Your Crazy Uncle Bubba
Political Clown Parade
The Last Tradition
Adrienne's Corner
The Feral Irishman
Knuckledraggin My Life Away
Diogenes' Middle Finger
Ninety Miles From Tyranny
Doubletroubletwo
Angrymikes hood
MissK's World...
American Power
GOODSTUFF'S CYBER WORLD
A Nod To The Gods
Act Well Your Part
Subject to Change
Your Crazy Uncle Bubba
Political Clown Parade
The Last Tradition
My cucumbers are huge, too. But.........surprisingly still very sweet. Hmmmm
ReplyDeleteLet that garden grow!
ReplyDeleteBwahahahahahahaha. Makes perfect sense to me Odie.
ReplyDeleteHave a fabulous weekend. :)
Tomahtoes are so Victorian.
ReplyDeleteAdrienne, I guess that flashing really works.
ReplyDeleteRandy, that's not all.
ReplyDeleteSandee, spoken like a true fellow flasher.
ReplyDeleteedutcher, yes but are yours red?
ReplyDeleteIt ended up being quite the cheeky post.
ReplyDeleteAdmiral, that's what we at the Woodsterman staff do.
ReplyDeleteNothing like a large cucumber----remember Lady Chatterley's Lover
ReplyDeleteRon, uh ....
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