An old Italian Don is dying.... and he calls for his
grandson to approach the bed; "Lissin' a me. I wanna
for you to taka my chrome-plated 38-caliber revolver,
so you will always remember me."
The grandson smiles weakly and replies; "But grandpa,
The grandson smiles weakly and replies; "But grandpa,
I really donna a lika guns. Howzabout you leava me
you ROLEX watch instead?"
Gasping for air the old man answers with a snarl in his
Gasping for air the old man answers with a snarl in his
voice; "Shuddup an lissin'. Somma day,
you gonna runna da business......
You gonna have a beautifula wife, lotsa money, a biga home,
You gonna have a beautifula wife, lotsa money, a biga home,
and maybea a couple of bambinos."
After a slight pause to catch his breath he continues;
After a slight pause to catch his breath he continues;
"Somma day, you gonna comma home, and maybe find
you wife inna bed with another man. Whadda you gonna
do then, .... pointa to you watch and say "Times up"?"
Thanks Mr. Trailbee !
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You can beat him over the head with the Rolex?
ReplyDeleteThat's a good one buddy. I needed that----in and out of hospital all week and my old dog is very sick.
ReplyDeleteadmiral, you sure can, but I'll bet your wife didn't pick him because he was older and weaker.
ReplyDeleteRon, glad to help buddy. You get better and tell that old dog to do the same.
ReplyDeleteBwahahahahahahahaha. The old Don has a point.
ReplyDeleteHave a fabulous weekend Odie. ☺
Sandee, a Rolex never won a battle.
ReplyDeleteThe wisdom of age.
ReplyDeleteedutcher, times up.
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