Hunting Trip ~OR~ Rule 5 Woodsterman Style

It was Saturday morning as Jake, an avid hunter, 

woke up raring to go bag the first deer of the season.

He walks down to the kitchen to get a cup of coffee, 

and to his surprise he finds his wife, Erin, sitting there, 

fully dressed in camouflage.

Jake asks her, "What are you up to?"

Erin smiles, "I'm going hunting with you! 

The kids are with their granddad."

Jake, though he had many reservations about this, 

reluctantly decides,to take her along.

Three hours later they arrive at a game preserve 

just outside of Malta, Montana.

Jake sets his lovely wife safely up in the tree stand 

and tells her "If you see a deer, take careful aim on 

it and I'll come running back as soon as I hear the shot.

He walks away with a smile on his face knowing that 

Erin couldn't  bag an elephant - much less a deer.Not 

10 minutes pass when he is startled as he hears an 

array of gunshots.

Quickly, Jake starts running back. As he gets closer to 

her stand, he hears Erin screaming, 

"Get the hell away from my deer!"

Confused and frightened, Jake races faster towards his

 screaming wife,and again he hears her yell, 

"Get the hell away from my deer!" 

followed by another volley of gunfire!

Now within sight of where he had left his wife, 

Jake is surprised to see a Montana game warden 

with his hands high in the air.

The game warden, obviously distraught, yelled, 

"Okay, lady! You can have your deer! 

Just let me get my saddle off it!"

Thanks Mr. Trailbee!

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