A man and woman were married for
many years . Whenever there was a confrontation,
yelling could be heard deep into the night . The old
man would shout, "When I die, I will dig my way up
and out of the grave and come back and haunt you for
the rest of your life!"
Neighbors feared him . The old man liked the fact that
Neighbors feared him . The old man liked the fact that
he was feared . Then one evening, he died when he was
98 . After the burial, her neighbors, concerned for her
safety, asked, "Aren't you afraid that he may indeed be
able to dig his way out of the grave and haunt you for the
rest of your life?"
The wife said, " Let him dig . I had him buried upside
The wife said, " Let him dig . I had him buried upside
down . . . and I know he won't ask for directions . "
I must remember to do that! ;-)
ReplyDeleteBwahahahahahaha. Smart woman.
ReplyDeleteHave a fabulous Silly Sunday Odie. ☺
LOL she has her head screwed tightly on heheh!
ReplyDeleteHave a good week ahead :-)
Yes, but he specified up, so she may still be in trouble.
ReplyDeleteAdrienne, worried?
ReplyDeleteSandee, we don't like asking directions.
ReplyDeleteSteve, revenge is when they're at their best.
ReplyDeleteEdutcher, it's all relative.
ReplyDeleteA man would sooner piss up a tree.
ReplyDeleteYou can't get there from here!
ReplyDeleteCube, I have soaked many trees.
ReplyDeleteRon, but we have to try damn it.
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