I met an older woman at a bar last night. She looked
pretty good for a 60+year-old. In fact, she wasn't too
bad at all, and I found myself thinking she probably
had a really hot daughter.
We drank a couple of beers, and she asked if I'd ever
We drank a couple of beers, and she asked if I'd ever
had a Sportsman's Double?
'What's that? I asked
'It's a mother and daughter threesome,' she said.
As my mind began to embrace the idea, and I wondered
'What's that? I asked
'It's a mother and daughter threesome,' she said.
As my mind began to embrace the idea, and I wondered
what her daughter might look like, I said, 'No, I haven't.'
We drank a bit more, then she said with a wink, 'tonight's
We drank a bit more, then she said with a wink, 'tonight's
your lucky night.'
We went back to her place. We walked in. She put on the
We went back to her place. We walked in. She put on the
hall light and shouted upstairs:
'Mom...you still awake?'
Thank You Trailbee!
I've had a few nites like that! Although you try and forget them, the memories are always there, like a bad tatoo!
ReplyDeleteSomehow I figured this is the way it would go. Bwahahahahahahahaha.
ReplyDeleteHave a fabulous day Odie. ☺
I'l bet he learned a lot that night!
ReplyDeleteFinish your story Odie...
ReplyDeleteRon, was mom pretty good?
ReplyDeleteSandee, can't fool you.
ReplyDeleteScotty, you're a half full kind of guy.
ReplyDeleteRobert, ready for mom?
ReplyDeleteRandy, and we all had great three way sex. And Mom made a great omelet in the morning.
ReplyDeleteMaybe those good looks are hereditary.
ReplyDeleteWhat must I do to get you stop putting my business out on the street?
ReplyDeleteNow that's funny!
ReplyDeleteEdutcher, maybe.
ReplyDeleteCurmudgeon, just a wee bit more lovin Sweet Pea.
ReplyDeleteEuripides, but of course.
ReplyDeleteThat is precisely my luck.
ReplyDeleteLL, you still awake?
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