THE NEW WAY TO FLY..........
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Dump the male flight attendants. Nobody ever wanted them in the first place....
Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers! What the hell – they don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss?
The strippers would triple the alcohol sales (at a minimum) and get a 'party atmosphere' going in the cabin. And, of course, every businessman in this country would start flying again, hoping to see naked women.
Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn't need a salary, thus saving even more money. I suspect tips would be so good that we could charge the women for working the plane and have them kick back 20% of the tips, including lap dances and 'special services.'
Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked women. Hijackings would come to a screeching halt, and the airline industry would see record revenues. Sell BBQ pork sandwiches from a vending machine in the back just to make damn sure the Muslims stay away.
This is definitely a win-win situation if we handle it right -- a golden opportunity to turn a liability into an asset.
Why didn't Bush or Obama think of this? Do I still have to do everything myself?
Sincerely,
Bill Clinton
Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers! What the hell – they don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss?
The strippers would triple the alcohol sales (at a minimum) and get a 'party atmosphere' going in the cabin. And, of course, every businessman in this country would start flying again, hoping to see naked women.
Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn't need a salary, thus saving even more money. I suspect tips would be so good that we could charge the women for working the plane and have them kick back 20% of the tips, including lap dances and 'special services.'
Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked women. Hijackings would come to a screeching halt, and the airline industry would see record revenues. Sell BBQ pork sandwiches from a vending machine in the back just to make damn sure the Muslims stay away.
This is definitely a win-win situation if we handle it right -- a golden opportunity to turn a liability into an asset.
Why didn't Bush or Obama think of this? Do I still have to do everything myself?
Sincerely,
Bill Clinton
Thank You Trailbee!
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In a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World
Adrienne's Corner
The Feral Irishman
Knuckledraggin My Life Away
Diogenes' Middle Finger
Ninety Miles From Tyranny
Doubletroubletwo
Angrymikes hood
MissK's World...
American Power
GOODSTUFF'S CYBER WORLD
A Nod To The Gods
Act Well Your Part
Subject to Change
Your Crazy Uncle Bubba
Adrienne's Corner
The Feral Irishman
Knuckledraggin My Life Away
Diogenes' Middle Finger
Ninety Miles From Tyranny
Doubletroubletwo
Angrymikes hood
MissK's World...
American Power
GOODSTUFF'S CYBER WORLD
A Nod To The Gods
Act Well Your Part
Subject to Change
Your Crazy Uncle Bubba
Clinton was good for some ideas!
ReplyDeleteClinton had a special kind of war on women didn't he.
ReplyDeleteHave a fabulous day. :)
Whiplash Willie - it was all he was good for, and he wasn't too good at that.
ReplyDeleteSounds about like Bubba---after all he did have some good ideas. See you're closing in on full frontal....
ReplyDeleteYeah and I would start flying again.
ReplyDeleteRandy, once in a while the perv could come up with a winner.
ReplyDeleteSandee, a very public war.
ReplyDeleteEdutcher, we'll have to ask the gals.
ReplyDeleteRon, sometimes you just gotta do whatcha gotta do for the story.
ReplyDeleteAdmiral, I loved being able to take that photo.
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