A guy decides to bring his new blonde girlfriend to a
football game. After the game is over, he asks her if
she liked the game.
She replies: "Oh it was great, I loved watching those
She replies: "Oh it was great, I loved watching those
men in tight clothes, but there is one thing
I don't understand."
"What did you not understand ?"
And the blonde says: "Well, at the beginning of the game,
"What did you not understand ?"
And the blonde says: "Well, at the beginning of the game,
both
teams flipped a quarter to see who would kick off first.
Then the rest
of the game everybody was yelling get the
quarter back, get the quarter
back, get the quarter back.
So I thought to myself, gosh it's just a
quarter!"
Its just a damn quarter!!!I love blondes...
ReplyDeleteCute joke.
ReplyDeleteI just love Saturday mornings when they start off like this!
ReplyDeleteHow come you never write anything though, Odie?
Randy, I do too.
ReplyDeleteSupi, there was a joke?
ReplyDeleteMarine, I love Saturdays here too. I do write ... they're called comments. I write a post on occasion, but you're here to laugh and I have nothing funny to say at the moment.
ReplyDeleteI love blondes -- I just do.
ReplyDeleteI realize that today in California, it's almost a sin to be a raging heterosexual.
LL, rage on ... guilty here too.
ReplyDeleteI don't get it? Bwahahahahahahahaha. I'm blonde you know.
ReplyDeleteHave a terrific day. ☺
Sandee, had no idea, but that explains a lot.
ReplyDeleteWhat do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?
ReplyDeletePregnant.
CA is weird. I love guys. The butchy/flaming help behind the Starbucks counters make my teeth ache.
ReplyDeleteOh, the freedom of uncovered flesh. :) The saddest things I have ever seen is topless guys running around Marinas - we're not allowed to do that. Not a level playing field, pardon the pun. :)
Inflation must really be bad.
ReplyDeleteThose last 2 girls could only afford bikinis with 1/3 the material.
Blondes really do have more fun! Simple minded people seldom try to complicate the obvious. So they are blessed with that inner peace that comes from understanding all the world problems.
ReplyDeleteWho knew that dental floss had such a wonderful array of uses in swimsuit apparel?
ReplyDeleteOdie... My point was, I never get PAST THE PICTURES.
ReplyDeleteIPOE ... POEI ... OPIE ! LOL LOL LOL LOL. I'm glad I wasn't taking a drink.
ReplyDeleteTrailbee ... go for it!
ReplyDeleteedutcher, complaining?
ReplyDeleteRon, I don't think my blonds will complicate anything.
ReplyDeleteRobert, I knew ... ain't it great.
ReplyDeleteMarine ... Oh
ReplyDeleteOnly about the economy, sir.
ReplyDeleteNot the view.
Edutcher, it's OK to come here just for the scenery.
ReplyDeleteImmodest to the extreme
ReplyDeleteYet somehow I've already overcome the shame enough to link it
As Seen on RedEye! Fox NY/Fox Business Channel's Anna Gilligan
RR, I love it when you talk dirty.
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