THE
DEMISE OF
HOSTESS BAKERY
You may have heard that Hostess Bakery plants
shut
down due to a
workers'
strike.
But you may not have heard how it was split up
after the
Government
bankruptcy
takeover:
The State Department hired all the Twinkies,
The Secret Service hired all the HoHos,
The Generals
are sleeping
with the
Cupcakes, and
The voters sent all the Ding Dongs to the House of
Representatives.
So that's the true story. I knew there was more to it than we were told. Bwahahahahahaha.
ReplyDeleteHave a terrific day. :)
The swinging door policy at Government House. Old Ding Dongs never die! (: Thankfully they did go home early.
ReplyDeleteSandee, real life is full of surprises.
ReplyDeleteScott, when they go home early it gives less time to come at us.
ReplyDeleteThe Secret Service likes those cheap HoHo's especially with a little latin twist! As for generals with Cupcakes---was good enough for Ike!
ReplyDeleteRon, and never forget that the head Ding Dong in Congress has got to go.
ReplyDeleteI love cupcakes and ho ho's...
ReplyDeleteRandy, I'm with you on that one. I don't get em as often as I like though.
ReplyDeleteNever forget we put one of those Ding Dongs in the White House and some people were Ding Dong enough to vote for him again.
ReplyDeleteEdutcher, don't say we chief.
ReplyDeletelol. I didn't know pastry politics could be so punny ;-)
ReplyDeleteThe idiots voted the head ding dong into the White House. Thankfully we conservatives weren't that stupid.
ReplyDeleteI do like Hohos. Yum Yum.
Cube, It usually is here.
ReplyDeleteTeresa, I love, and will miss, them all.
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