Saturday, December 8, 2012

Toilet Seat ~OR~ Rule 5 Woodsterman Style

My wife, Julie, had been after me for several weeks to paint the seat on our toilet. Finally, I got around to doing it while Julie was out. After finishing, I left to take care of another matter before she returned.

She came in and undressed to take a shower. Before getting in the shower, she sat on the toilet.

As she tried to stand up, she realized that the not-quite-dry epoxy paint had glued her to the toilet seat.

About that time, I got home and realized her predicament.

We both pushed and pulled without any success whatsoever. Finally, in desperation,
I undid the toilet seat bolts.

Julie wrapped a sheet around herself and I drove her to the hospital emergency room.
The ER Doctor got her into a position where he could study how to free her (Try to get a mental picture of this).

Julie tried to lighten the embarrassment of it all by saying, "Well, Doctor, I'll bet you've never seen anything like this before."

The Doctor replied, "Actually, I've seen lots of them......
I just never saw one mounted and framed."

Thanks Dan !
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22 comments:

  1. Randy-gDecember 8, 2012 at 5:12 AM

    Mounted and framed! I know she was blonde...

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  2. SandeeDecember 8, 2012 at 5:39 AM

    Bwahahahahahaha. That is one quick doctor. Good one.

    Have a terrific weekend. :)

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  3. UnknownDecember 8, 2012 at 7:33 AM

    At least it was his wife who got "framed" and not his mistress!

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  4. VelcroDecember 8, 2012 at 7:59 AM

    Talk about a trophy wife...

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  5. Woodsterman (Odie)December 8, 2012 at 8:00 AM

    Randy, just like the picture.

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  6. Woodsterman (Odie)December 8, 2012 at 8:09 AM

    Sandee, it just appears that because Julie is blond.

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  7. Woodsterman (Odie)December 8, 2012 at 8:10 AM

    Scott, did I ever tell you the story about ... ?

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  8. Woodsterman (Odie)December 8, 2012 at 8:11 AM

    Velcro, you win the prize for the best comment.

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  9. edutcherDecember 8, 2012 at 3:22 PM

    Blonde is not a condition, it's a state of mind, Odie.

    You have to love one to appreciate it.

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  10. USA_AdmiralDecember 8, 2012 at 3:50 PM

    I have heard of everything now!

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  11. Woodsterman (Odie)December 8, 2012 at 5:06 PM

    Edutcher, DUDE ... I've been married to one for 39 years.

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  12. Woodsterman (Odie)December 8, 2012 at 5:07 PM

    Admiral, I'll bet you haven't. You still have tomorrow's post.

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  13. VelcroDecember 8, 2012 at 5:32 PM

    Yay! :-)

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  14. Ron RussellDecember 8, 2012 at 5:43 PM

    Better than a Moose on the wall! Mounted and Framed---funny I'm thinking of two "off the wall" meanings for those two words.

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  15. Woodsterman (Odie)December 8, 2012 at 7:52 PM

    Velcro. You da man !!!

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  16. Woodsterman (Odie)December 8, 2012 at 7:54 PM

    Ron, who wouldn't want an ass framed hanging on the wall looking back at them.

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  17. LLDecember 9, 2012 at 5:32 AM

    Somehow, this makes a lot of sense to me, and it shames me that it does... ;^)

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  18. Woodsterman (Odie)December 9, 2012 at 8:51 AM

    LL, we have a lot in common, but I'm not ashamed.

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  19. JimDecember 9, 2012 at 2:12 PM

    Hi Odie, this is silly indeed. You should have found a better doctor for her.
    ..

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  20. Woodsterman (Odie)December 9, 2012 at 2:24 PM

    Jim, he's a great doctor. He identified the problem very quickly.

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  21. Reaganite IndependentDecember 19, 2012 at 2:36 PM

    Linked...

    Highlights from Miss Universe 2012

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  22. Woodsterman (Odie)December 19, 2012 at 4:41 PM

    Thank You RR

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