Wednesday, December 26, 2012

My New Neighbor


This is my new neighbor:
She is single...
And lives right across the street.
I can see her house from my living room.
I watched her as she got home from work this evening.
I was surprised when she walked across the street and up my driveway.
She knocked on my door...
I rushed to open it.
She looks at me, and says, "I just got home and I am so horny! I have this
Strong urge to have a good time, get drunk, and make love all night long!
Are you busy tonight?"
I immediately replied, "Nope, I'm free... I have no plans at all!"
Then she said, "Good! In that case, could you please watch my dog?"
This being a senior citizen sucks!!!
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23 comments:

  1. BrookeDecember 26, 2012 at 4:12 AM

    Oh. Oooooh.

    Sorry. ;)

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  2. HardnoxDecember 26, 2012 at 6:42 AM

    That was hysterical!
    Thanks for the laugh.

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  3. Woodsterman (Odie)December 26, 2012 at 7:15 AM

    Brooke, it's OK. Just one of my many disappointments.

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  4. Woodsterman (Odie)December 26, 2012 at 7:17 AM

    Hardnox, thank you for stopping by.

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  5. SandeeDecember 26, 2012 at 8:06 AM

    Bwahahahahahahahaha. Yep that's about right as I'm in the same group as you. Bugger.

    Have a terrific day Odie. :)

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  6. Woodsterman (Odie)December 26, 2012 at 8:09 AM

    Sandee, it's even worse when I try to win them over with my brain.

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  7. Ron RussellDecember 26, 2012 at 3:12 PM

    I suppose the only advantage to getting older is that its proof that you're not dead!

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  8. Randy-gDecember 26, 2012 at 4:39 PM

    Ouch...That is going to sting.

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  9. Opus #6December 26, 2012 at 4:55 PM

    Ha! Wet t shirt and all? I bet she needs to change. I hear the weather is cold up where you are.

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  10. AnonymousDecember 26, 2012 at 6:07 PM

    lol! Thanks for the laugh :)

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  11. Mike MilesDecember 26, 2012 at 6:11 PM

    She's getting drunk right? Hope reigns eternal!

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  12. Woodsterman (Odie)December 26, 2012 at 6:12 PM

    Ron, you know about it too huh.

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  13. Woodsterman (Odie)December 26, 2012 at 6:13 PM

    Randy, I be stung.

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  14. Woodsterman (Odie)December 26, 2012 at 6:14 PM

    Opie, she can wear what ever she wants. Yes we have 4 feet of new snow.

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  15. Woodsterman (Odie)December 26, 2012 at 6:16 PM

    Doubletrobletwo, that's my job.

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  16. Woodsterman (Odie)December 26, 2012 at 6:17 PM

    Mike, I'm pouring.

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  17. Reaganite IndependentDecember 27, 2012 at 4:17 AM

    Another 'the one that got away' story, you old fisherman are all the same!

    Linked at my place-

    2012 Wardrobe Malfunction Awards

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  18. Mr. AOWDecember 27, 2012 at 4:46 AM

    Do you feel like you are in the movie grumpy old men!

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  19. Woodsterman (Odie)December 27, 2012 at 6:06 AM

    RR, You caught me, Dude! Hey, I'll have to check your malfunctions out.

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  20. Woodsterman (Odie)December 27, 2012 at 6:07 AM

    Mr., I are the movie "grumpy Old Men".

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  21. edutcherDecember 27, 2012 at 12:51 PM

    This all starts the first time some kid calls you, "Sir".

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  22. VelcroDecember 27, 2012 at 11:11 PM

    A couple of years ago my benevolent son gave me a dust cover of sorts... you can imagine where it's designed to fit!

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  23. Woodsterman (Odie)December 28, 2012 at 5:44 AM

    Velcro, walk proud?

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