A driver was stuck in a traffic jam on the highway outside
Washington, DC. Nothing was moving.
Suddenly, a man knocks on the window.
The driver rolls down the window and asks,
Suddenly, a man knocks on the window.
The driver rolls down the window and asks,
“What’s going on?”
“Terrorists have kidnapped Congress, and they’re asking for
a $100 million dollar ransom.
Otherwise, they are going to douse them
Otherwise, they are going to douse them
all in gasoline and set them on fire.
We are going from car to car, collecting donations.”
“How much is everyone giving, on average?”
We are going from car to car, collecting donations.”
“How much is everyone giving, on average?”
the driver asks.
The man replies, “Roughly a gallon.”
The man replies, “Roughly a gallon.”
Siphon the whole damn tank!
ReplyDeleteAmerica was built by civic minded individuals...in the name of freedom, I will donate my flint and steel.
ReplyDeleteRandy, leave just enough to get home.
ReplyDeleteRace, starter ... alright!
ReplyDeleteBest Cause I've seen in a long time.~Put me down for a tank.
ReplyDeleteStopsign, you're too generous.
ReplyDeleteBest spend money, ever.
ReplyDeleteBrooke, great common sense girl.
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