Those Wascally Walmart Shoppers III

Listen hunny, the “ONE-SIZE-FITS-ALL” tag is lying to you, so I suggest we try things on before we buy.

Your first move should be checking that backpack for a pair of underwear.  If there are none in there, well,
you ARE at a store that sells underwear.  Problem solved.  I would move on to pants.......but...... I don’t
want to get too far ahead.........and lose you.  

OOOOWWW, she’s a BRICK (da-na-na-na) HOUSE.  She’s MIGHTY-MIGHTY, just LETTIN’ it ALL hang-out.

Just 'cuz you have the 'all-natural' sleeves thing goin' on, doesn't mean the rest of us are cool with you wearing your  top.

I wonder if she can 'tie ‘em in a knot or tie ‘em in a bow'......because unfortunately, I already know they 'wobble to an fro’.