Q: How did the blonde die at the baseball game?
A: She drowned during the wave.
Q: What do you call a blonde at a golf course?
A: The 19th hole.
Q: How did the Blonde hockey team drown?
A: Spring training.
Q: What do blonde swimmers and the Bermuda triangle have in common?
A: They both have swallowed a lot of semen.
Q: Why did the blonde become a big hockey fan?
A: Because every time they stopped the clock, she thought she stopped aging.
Q: Did you hear about the blond skydiver?
A: She missed the Earth!
Q: Where do blondes go to meet their relatives?
A: The vegetable garden.
Q: What do you call a tall blonde rebounder?
A: A Golden Retriever.
Q: Why did the blonde take a piece of rope onto the baseball diamond?
A: She was the skipper!
Q: What do you call a blonde golfer with an IQ of 125?
A: a foursome.
Q: How do blonde basketball players stay cool during a game?
A: They stand near the fans!
source: http://www.jokes4us.com/blondejokes/sportyblondejokes.html
source: http://www.jokes4us.com/blondejokes/sportyblondejokes.html
Thank You Hal!
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Adrienne's Corner
The Feral Irishman
Knuckledraggin My Life Away
Diogenes' Middle Finger
Ninety Miles From Tyranny
Doubletroubletwo
Angrymikes hood
MissK's World...
American Power
GOODSTUFF'S CYBER WORLD
A Nod To The Gods
Act Well Your Part
Subject to Change
Your Crazy Uncle Bubba
Political Clown Parade
The Last Tradition
Those girls can all come over to my house to watch the "big game". (individually or in groups)
ReplyDeleteBwahahahahahaha at LL. Little does he know that all these gals are at your house.
ReplyDeleteHave a fabulous weekend Odie. ☺
All I ask is that the girls are willing to "take one for the team".
ReplyDeleteI congratulate you on the fine work you do.
ReplyDeleteMust be next to impossible keeping your hand steady as you paint those team logos.
LL, TV next to the hot tub?
ReplyDeleteSandee, I am so proud you think that of me.
ReplyDeleteLL, One?
ReplyDeleteedutcher, it was tough, but someone has to do it.
ReplyDeleteThat reminds me. I have some painting to do this weekend!
ReplyDeleteProof, I'm done until next Saturday.
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