Book Store ~OR~ PC Woodsterman Style

So, I was walking through the mall and saw 

that there was a "Muslim Book Store." 

I was wondering what exactly was in a 

Muslim bookstore so I went in. 

As I was wandering around taking a look, 

the clerk stopped me and asked if he could 

help me. 

I imagine I didn't look like his normal clientele, 

so I asked, “Do have a copy of the U.S. 

Immigration Policy Book regarding Muslims?” 

The clerk said, "Fuck off, get out and stay out!" 

I said, "Yes, that's the one. 

Do you have it in paperback?”

Thanks Dan