A Beauty In My Favorite Restaurant . . . .

I asked a waiter to take a bottle of Merlot to an 

unusually attractive woman sitting alone at a table 

in my favorite cozy little restaurant.

So the waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said,
'This is from the gentleman who is seated over there'....
and indicated the sender with a nod of his head.

She stared at the wine coolly for a few seconds,
not looking at me, then decided to send a reply 

to me by a note.The waiter, who was lingering 

nearby for a response, took the note from her 

and conveyed it to me.

*The note read:* 'For me to accept this bottle,
you need to have a Mercedes in your garage,
a million dollars in the bank
and 7 inches in your pants......
After reading the note, I decided to compose one 

of my own in return. I folded the note, handed it 

to the waiter and instructed him to deliver it to the lady.

*It read:* Just to let you know things aren't always 

what they appear to be:

I have a Ferrari Maranello,
a BMW Z8, a Mercedes CL600 and a PorscheTurbo in 

my several garages; I have beautiful homes in Aspen and 

Miami , and a 10,000 acre ranch in Texas .
There is over twenty million dollars in my bank 

account and portfolio. But, not even for a woman as 

beautiful as you, would I cut off two inches.

Just send the f**king wine back.

Thanks Hal