Drinking On A Plane . . . .

A Mormon was seated next to an Irishman on a flight 

from London.  After the plane was airborne, 

drink orders were taken. The Irishman asked for a whiskey, 

which was promptly brought and placed before him.



The flight attendant then asked the Mormon if he would 

like a drink.  He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be 

savagely raped by a dozen whores 

than let liquor touch my lips."



The Irishman then handed his drink back to the 

attendant and said, "Me, too, 

I didn't know we had a choice."

Thanks Hal