World's Shortest Books

MY BLACK GIRLFRIENDS

By Tiger Woods
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THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY

By Jane Fonda, Cindy Sheehan

& Michelle Obama

Illustrated by Michael Moore

Foreword by George Soros
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MY CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS

& HOW I HELPED AFTER KATRINA

By "The Rev Jesse Jackson" & "The Rev Al Sharpton"
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THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL

By Hillary Clinton
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Sequel: THINGS I LOVE ABOUT HILLARY

By Bill Clinton
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THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD

By Bill Gates 
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THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY

By Dennis Rodman
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THINGS WE KNOW TO BE TRUE

By Al Gore & John Kerry
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GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC

By Amelia Earhart
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HOW TO LIVE LIFE TO THE FULLEST

By Dr. Jack Kevorkian
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TO ALL THE MEN WE HAVE LOVED BEFORE

By Ellen de Generes & Rosie O'Donnell
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GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE

By Mike Tyson
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THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY
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MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS

By O. J. Simpson & Casey Anthony
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HOW TO DRINK & DRIVE SAFELY

By Ted Kennedy
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MY BOOK ON MORALS

By Bill Clinton

With introduction by

The Rev. Jesse Jackson

And foreword by

Tiger Woods with John Edwards
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HOW TO WIN A SUPER BOWL

BY THE MINNESOTA VIKINGS
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And, just added:

MY COMPLETE KNOWLEDGE OF MILITARY STRATEGY

By Nancy Pelosi
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And the shortest book of them all.......................

THINGS I DID TO DESERVE THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE

By Barack Obama


Thanks Hal!