Three men - a Canadian farmer, a Muslim fanatic
and a 'Harley-Biker' are all walking together one day.
They come across an old lantern and a Genie pops out of it.
'I will give each of you one wish, which is three wishes in
They come across an old lantern and a Genie pops out of it.
'I will give each of you one wish, which is three wishes in
total', says the Genie.
The Canadian says, 'I am a farmer and my son will also farm.
The Canadian says, 'I am a farmer and my son will also farm.
I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada '
POOF! With the blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada
POOF! With the blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada
was forever fertile for farming.
The Muslim was amazed, so he said, 'I want a wall around
The Muslim was amazed, so he said, 'I want a wall around
Afghanistan,
Syria, Iraq and Iran so that no infidels,
Americans or Canadians can come into our precious land.'
POOF! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was
POOF! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was
a huge wall around those countries.
The Biker says to the Genie, 'I am very curious.
Please tell me more about this wall.'
The Genie explains, 'Well, it's about 5,000 feet high,
The Biker says to the Genie, 'I am very curious.
Please tell me more about this wall.'
The Genie explains, 'Well, it's about 5,000 feet high,
500 feet thick and
completely surrounds the countries.
Nothing can get in or out; it's virtually impenetrable.'
The Biker sits down on his Harley,
cracks a beer,
lights a cigar,
smiles and says,
'Fill it with water.'
The Biker sits down on his Harley,
cracks a beer,
lights a cigar,
smiles and says,
'Fill it with water.'
Thanks Hal
Fill it with accelerant and light it up!
ReplyDeleteHow about we fill it with a half an inch of beacon grease for about a month first.
DeleteMost excellent suggestion.
DeleteI do that a lot.
DeleteThat is one pool I would not go near...
ReplyDeleteRace, it would be nasty indeed.
DeleteBwahahahahahahahahaha. Love this Odie.
ReplyDeleteHave a terrific day. ☺
Sandee, me too.
DeleteMy wish is that a wall is built around the White House when everyone is there and that it too is filled.
ReplyDeleteLL, fourth wish works for me, but you'd better axe the Genie.
DeleteWay too many turds in that pool...I like the bacon grease idea!
ReplyDeleteRandy, let's get on that, and let's send the Boy Turd over there to join them.
DeleteNice touch.
ReplyDeleteEdutcher, of course.
DeleteA simple solution is often the best solution...
ReplyDeleteBrighid, high dive to be set up at the deep end.
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