Sunday, April 7, 2013

Job Hunter

This young man says he needs Government 
assistance because he cannot get a job.
 
Any suggestions?
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38 comments:

  1. Randy-gApril 7, 2013 at 4:20 AM

    Mooch's personal assistant comes to mind...The private sector has nothing for him, circus and carnival jobs are all taken by ex Democrat congressman.

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  2. USA_AdmiralApril 7, 2013 at 4:26 AM

    Mine detector in a mine field in the DMZ?

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  3. AdrienneApril 7, 2013 at 5:47 AM

    That's just so repulsive. A person would have to mentally unstable to do such things to themselves.

    Even in little Post Falls I'm starting to see people with entire arms tattooed. Ugly, ugly...

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  4. Opus #6April 7, 2013 at 6:36 AM

    Circus side-show?

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  5. Woodsterman (Odie)April 7, 2013 at 6:36 AM

    Randy, Great idea ... I'll tell him to storm the White House.

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  6. Woodsterman (Odie)April 7, 2013 at 6:37 AM

    Admiral, Another great idea. Yous guys is doin' great!

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  7. Woodsterman (Odie)April 7, 2013 at 6:39 AM

    Adrienne, they'll sober up after their 70th birthday and wonder what the hell were they thinking.

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  8. Woodsterman (Odie)April 7, 2013 at 6:40 AM

    Opie, another great one ... all yous guys been studyin ?

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  9. Always On WatchApril 7, 2013 at 7:38 AM

    Maybe he can get the job of professional trick-or-treater?

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  10. SandeeApril 7, 2013 at 7:52 AM

    It's way to late for this one. You can't correct stupid. I'm just saying.

    Have a fabulous Silly Sunday Odie. ☺

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  11. Woodsterman (Odie)April 7, 2013 at 8:11 AM

    AOW, nope ... that one is already taken ... by me of course.

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  12. Woodsterman (Odie)April 7, 2013 at 8:13 AM

    Sandee, Aw a surgeon can fix him right up ... of course costing about a 1000 times than the original damage. 😃

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  13. DickApril 7, 2013 at 8:35 AM

    Horrible mutilation. I can't even look at that. If you look at that and don't think "demonic", you need to read more.

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  14. AnonymousApril 7, 2013 at 9:01 AM

    That is so disgusting!!!! Afternoon Odie:)

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  15. edutcherApril 7, 2013 at 11:41 AM

    I would suggest Madame La Guillotine and a fresh start.

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  16. Woodsterman (Odie)April 7, 2013 at 12:11 PM

    Dick, I think he's kind of cute.

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  17. Woodsterman (Odie)April 7, 2013 at 12:12 PM

    2T2, afternoon ... 😃

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  18. Woodsterman (Odie)April 7, 2013 at 12:14 PM

    Edutcher, butt then you have TWO ugly pieces parts. 🚽

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  19. Marine4everApril 7, 2013 at 1:51 PM

    Just another one of Bath House Barry's voters. Not that he(?) has the mentality to actually vote -- but they do use his(?) ID when they wheel him(?) into the voting booth.

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  20. sig94April 7, 2013 at 2:09 PM

    Off hand I'd say he'd be a natural salesman in plumbing supplies. He could wear half the fittings. Need a 3/4" street fitting? Got right here in my left ear lobe. Oh, pardon me, it's in my nose.

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  21. Woodsterman (Odie)April 7, 2013 at 2:14 PM

    Marine, "Bath House Barry"? I love it.

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  22. Woodsterman (Odie)April 7, 2013 at 2:17 PM

    Sig 94, rolling on the floor with hurt stomach mussels. You got me, Dude.

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  23. NateApril 7, 2013 at 3:42 PM

    Opus...even the freak shows have standards.

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  24. moonwolf233April 7, 2013 at 6:13 PM

    He should try a tattoo parlor. Maybe funky antique stores like obscura.

    Construction companies may find him to be good, until he figures out what he wants. Go to a college and look to see if they want anyone in the maintenance. Go to school for heating, air etc. No reason he can't go to school and be a lab tech, it's not like the public needs to see him.

    Though some of the people commenting are shallow. So much for the adage of not judging a book by it's cover.

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  25. AnonymousApril 7, 2013 at 6:42 PM

    Start his own freak show.

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  26. Ron RussellApril 7, 2013 at 7:18 PM

    I would pay him to stay home. It might be catching!!!!

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  27. Marine4everApril 7, 2013 at 9:52 PM

    @ Unknown -- You really are unbelievable.

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  28. UnknownApril 7, 2013 at 10:54 PM

    Pinching, piercing is a highly turnoff for some people. I personally feel that piercing your body and giving it a name of art is not good. It is very bad for the body. You may get ill, severe body infections may take place.

    Regards,
    Finn Felton
    Kopi Luwak

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  29. Woodsterman (Odie)April 8, 2013 at 6:31 AM

    Nate, This is more self mutilation, or shall we say self freak creation.

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  30. Woodsterman (Odie)April 8, 2013 at 6:34 AM

    Unknown, you have a problem with taking life WAY to seriously. Lighten up Dude!

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  31. Woodsterman (Odie)April 8, 2013 at 6:34 AM

    Rick, that's been taken, but thanks for the input.

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  32. Woodsterman (Odie)April 8, 2013 at 6:35 AM

    Ron, that's what he's axing for.

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  33. Woodsterman (Odie)April 8, 2013 at 6:36 AM

    Marine, you noticed that. Way too serious for this post, huh.

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  34. Woodsterman (Odie)April 8, 2013 at 6:38 AM

    Finn, thanks for the input, but really, we're only trying to laugh at the human race here.

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  35. LLApril 8, 2013 at 7:59 AM

    I'm sure that some federal agency would hire him.

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  36. Woodsterman (Odie)April 8, 2013 at 9:54 AM

    LL, he looks like a postal worker, huh.

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  37. cubeApril 8, 2013 at 12:21 PM

    Boo-freakin' hoo. I bet he complains when people stare at him too.

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  38. Woodsterman (Odie)April 8, 2013 at 2:09 PM

    Cube, how does one help but stare.

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