Hillbilly Bar

A guy walks into a bar in West Virginia and 

orders a white wine.

All the hillbillies sitting around the bar look 

up from their beer and whiskey, expecting to 

see some pitiful Yankee from the north.

The bartender says, "You ain't from around 

here, are ya?"

The guy says, "No, I'm from Canada."

The bartender says, "What do you do in Canada?"

The guy says, "I'm a taxidermist."

The bartender says, "A taxidermist? What in the 

hell is a taxidermist? Do you drive a taxi?"

"No," says the Canadian "I don't drive a taxi, 

I mount animals."

The bartender grins and hollers, "It's okay boys. 

He's one of us."

Thanks David !