Monday, April 22, 2013

It's Been Too Long ~ The WalMartians Are Back

 Doode, you're great, now step back a bit.
 Did the fire sprinklers go on and I didn't notice?
 Class means something else at Walmart.
 See, I was right. It does mean something else. Now kick that little piece of crap across the store.
Yeah, he be cool . . .

I went to the source this time (LINK)
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24 comments:

  1. Randy-gApril 22, 2013 at 4:42 AM

    Now I know what friends are for...I think.

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  2. Sheik YerBoutiApril 22, 2013 at 5:25 AM

    Friends shouldn't let friends go to WalMart.

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  3. Woodsterman (Odie)April 22, 2013 at 6:12 AM

    Randy, they pick things up for you at Walmart.

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  4. Woodsterman (Odie)April 22, 2013 at 6:13 AM

    Booti, where's your spirit of adventure?

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  5. Opus #6April 22, 2013 at 7:44 AM

    My grandmother used to wear those disposable rain thingies.

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  6. Woodsterman (Odie)April 22, 2013 at 7:57 AM

    Opie, disposable?

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  7. UnknownApril 22, 2013 at 8:11 AM

    Wow, brown bears on sale at Wal Mart...I gotta get me one! That little one on the shelf looks like a real Walmartian...someone take it home!

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  8. AdrienneApril 22, 2013 at 8:11 AM

    Why, why, why??? - would you remind me of this when I have to go to Walmart tomorrow (or maybe today.)

    I've started to see this crap at the store I work at on the first of the month when the food stamp cards are filled up. People with 3/4 of their bodies covered in tats (and that's tons of ink because they are all super fat), disgusting holes in their ears the size of baseballs, and just generally filthy looking. Our tax dollars at work.

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  9. SandeeApril 22, 2013 at 9:28 AM

    I refuse to shop at Walmart. Refuse. This is why.

    Have a terrific day Odie. :)

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  10. cubeApril 22, 2013 at 12:09 PM

    I shop at WalMart for the lower prices, but I know that the experience is definitely shaped by which store I go to. Yes, the city ones can be awful, but the more rural ones are populated by unbelievably polite people. They reminded me of the WalMart in New Hampshire where we shopped at when we were on vacation... the employees AND the customers had manners... imagine that.

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  11. edutcherApril 22, 2013 at 12:41 PM

    We let these people vote and procreate.

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  12. Ron RussellApril 22, 2013 at 3:00 PM

    Haven't been in Walmart in about two years---no wonder I have these problems.

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  13. Woodsterman (Odie)April 22, 2013 at 3:02 PM

    Scott, he's a friendly little Walmartian too. He's flipping the old man off if you notice.

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  14. Woodsterman (Odie)April 22, 2013 at 3:03 PM

    Adrienne, that's my job. Oh, I have to go there on Thursday. Maybe I'll see you there.

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  15. Woodsterman (Odie)April 22, 2013 at 3:05 PM

    Sandee, I go there for one reason. Everything I need is usually there under one roof.

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  16. Woodsterman (Odie)April 22, 2013 at 3:06 PM

    Edutcher, and we call them Sheeples and low information voters.

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  17. Woodsterman (Odie)April 22, 2013 at 3:07 PM

    Cube, to be honest, my Walmart experiences are usually pretty good.

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  18. Woodsterman (Odie)April 22, 2013 at 3:08 PM

    Ron, get back there, they need you.

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  19. USA_AdmiralApril 23, 2013 at 6:14 AM

    I don't think it has been quite long enough.

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  20. AnonymousApril 23, 2013 at 9:48 AM

    LOL! Those are great Odie :)

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  21. edutcherApril 23, 2013 at 1:28 PM

    Actually, that's low intelligence voters.

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  22. Woodsterman (Odie)April 23, 2013 at 6:04 PM

    Admiral, ah come on, I'll meet you there.

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  23. Woodsterman (Odie)April 23, 2013 at 6:05 PM

    2T2, before your time but these are a tradition here.

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  24. Woodsterman (Odie)April 23, 2013 at 6:06 PM

    Edutcher, pretty much same same.

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