Always choose a memorable password!
A lady helps her man install a new computer.
Once it is completed,
she tells him to select a password,
a word that he'll always remember.
As the computer asks him to enter it,
he looks at his wife and with a macho
gesture and a wink in his eye, he selects
a word but he is annoyed with her reaction,
when he selects: penis.
As he hits "enter", to validate the selection,
his wife collapses with laughter and
rolls on the floor in hysteria
Once it is completed,
she tells him to select a password,
a word that he'll always remember.
As the computer asks him to enter it,
he looks at his wife and with a macho
gesture and a wink in his eye, he selects
a word but he is annoyed with her reaction,
when he selects: penis.
As he hits "enter", to validate the selection,
his wife collapses with laughter and
rolls on the floor in hysteria
The computer had replied:
TOO SHORT- ACCESS DENIED!
TOO SHORT- ACCESS DENIED!
Thanks David !
Always safer to select 'Mississippi' which will say too long,,,try again !
ReplyDeleteAt least there is cut and paste for the long passwords.
ReplyDeleteBut its not real short!
ReplyDeleteThat poor woman.
ReplyDeleteChristopher, I know Dude ... I tried penis twice and it was still too short.
ReplyDeleteAdmiral, I haven't found it yet.
ReplyDeleteRandy, computers don't lie.
ReplyDeleteStopsign, That was my reaction at first too, but then she knew the job was tough when she took it.
ReplyDeleteMaybe he'd get a stronger password if he chose a series of letters and numbers out of the penal code.
ReplyDeleteoiy!
ReplyDeleteThat's great Odie! A "prick" is just a tiny nuisance also.
ReplyDeleteI get the same denial.
ReplyDeleteOpie, you are cool, girl. Sometimes you throw a real zinger.
ReplyDeleteOLAY!
ReplyDeleteRon, I think you should keep it to yourself.
ReplyDeleteMr., ditto here too.
ReplyDeleteThanks for the laugh
ReplyDeleteHappy Valentines Day, Odie!
ReplyDeleteI hope that lady got a better present than the pword.
Fuzzys Dad, Anytime.
ReplyDeleteBunni, better?
ReplyDeleteThe Syrian President pulled an idiot move, no kidding:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.bestweekever.tv/2012-02-08/spaceballs-comes-true-syrian-presidents-hacked-password-was-1-2-3-4-5/
Brooke, I guess I'd better change mine then huh.
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