Wednesday, May 25, 2011

A Loss of Control?

Nurses aren't supposed to laugh...

"Of course I won't laugh," said the nurse. 
"I'm a professional. In over twenty years I've 
never laughed at a patient."

"Okay then," said Fred, and he proceeded to 
drop his trousers, revealing the smallest male 
part the nurse had ever seen.

It's length and width was almost identical to a 
AAA battery.

Unable to control herself, the nurse tried to stop 
a giggle, but it just came out. And then she started 
laughing at the fact that she was laughing.
Feeling very bad that she had laughed at the man's 
part, she composed herself as well as she could.

"I am so sorry," she said. "I don't know what came 
over me. On my honor as a nurse and a lady, I 
promise that won't happen again. Now, tell me, 
what seems to be the problem?"

"It's swollen," Fred replied.

She ran out of the room.
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23 comments:

  1. Randy-gMay 25, 2011 at 5:14 AM

    I thought maybe he saw some fugly wookie with bad hair in the Irish wind....

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  2. Woodsterman (Odie)May 25, 2011 at 5:55 AM

    Supi, got keep them Batteries dry.

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  3. Woodsterman (Odie)May 25, 2011 at 5:57 AM

    Randy, I think you ought to start questioning your thoughts.

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  4. The Born Again AmericanMay 25, 2011 at 6:17 AM

    I paid $50.00 for a penis enlarger... When it arrived, I opened the box to find a magnifying glass with the following warning...

    Caution, do not use in direct sunlight...

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  5. Woodsterman (Odie)May 25, 2011 at 7:56 AM

    Born Again, did it work?

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  6. Scooney AdriftMay 25, 2011 at 8:05 AM

    Great way to start the day! Thanks for the laugh.

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  7. AdrienneMay 25, 2011 at 8:13 AM

    That's a variation of my dad's all time favorite joke. He's been gone for years, but I see to it his joke lives on - and now, so do you.

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  8. Woodsterman (Odie)May 25, 2011 at 9:21 AM

    Scooney, that's my job here.

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  9. Woodsterman (Odie)May 25, 2011 at 9:22 AM

    Adrienne, Glad to be able to bring a fond memory back.

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  10. Christopher - Conservative PerspectiveMay 25, 2011 at 9:30 AM

    And I thought I was going to have a bad day,,,LMAO

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  11. Woodsterman (Odie)May 25, 2011 at 9:46 AM

    Christopher, I'm glad your day will be an arousing success.

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  12. stopsignMay 25, 2011 at 11:35 AM

    I wonder what happened when she came back into the room.

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  13. Opus #6May 25, 2011 at 12:28 PM

    Gives new meaning to the word "Woodsterpen".

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  14. EuripidesMay 25, 2011 at 1:22 PM

    *snork*

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  15. sig94May 25, 2011 at 2:38 PM

    Odie - What an incredibly appropriate thread to leave my thanks for catching those "Followers" over to Goomba's. Tiny little nasty dirty filthy porn icons didn't catch my eye until you spied them and ... wait a minute. Hey?

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  16. The Conservative LadyMay 25, 2011 at 5:51 PM

    Although not a nurse, I am a Lady and not supposed to laugh either..ha..huh..ha...ha..excuse me, I have to leave the room...bwahahaa....

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  17. MadhatMay 25, 2011 at 8:52 PM

    I heard of the man that made a horse cry, but he is the man that made the chihuahua laugh... He should remember to tell the ladies that it maybe small, but it is fierce...

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  18. Woodsterman (Odie)May 26, 2011 at 5:44 AM

    Stopsign, she couldn't help herself ... she attacked him.

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  19. Woodsterman (Odie)May 26, 2011 at 5:45 AM

    OPIE! now that was uncalled for ... you very funny lady.

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  20. Woodsterman (Odie)May 26, 2011 at 5:46 AM

    Euripides, the Snorksterman strikes again.

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  21. Woodsterman (Odie)May 26, 2011 at 5:48 AM

    Sig94, when you watch as much porn as I do it's easy to spot it where it shouldn't be.

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  22. Woodsterman (Odie)May 26, 2011 at 5:49 AM

    Lady, I'm glad you weren't able to control yourself.

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  23. Woodsterman (Odie)May 26, 2011 at 5:52 AM

    Madhat, I'll bet he's tried everything. Even going around calling himself Biggest Little Man.

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