John Smith started the day early having set his alarm clock
(MADE IN JAPAN )
for 6 am.
(MADE IN JAPAN )
for 6 am.
While his coffeepot
(MADE IN CHINA)
was perking, he shaved with his
electric razor
(MADE IN HONG KONG)
electric razor
(MADE IN HONG KONG)
He put on a
dress shirt
(MADE IN SRI LANKA),
dress shirt
(MADE IN SRI LANKA),
designer jeans
(MADE IN SINGAPORE)
and
tennis shoes
(MADE IN KOREA)
(MADE IN KOREA)
After cooking his breakfast in his new
electric skillet
(MADE IN INDIA)
(MADE IN INDIA)
he sat down with his
calculator
(MADE IN MEXICO)
(MADE IN MEXICO)
to see how much he could spend today. After setting his
watch
(MADE IN TAIWAN )
to the radio
(MADE IN INDIA )
(MADE IN INDIA )
he got in his car
(MADE IN GERMANY )
(MADE IN GERMANY )
filled it with GAS
(from Saudi Arabia )
(from Saudi Arabia )
and continued his search
for a good paying AMERICAN JOB.
for a good paying AMERICAN JOB.
At the end of yet another discouraging
and fruitless day checking his Computer
( made in MALAYSIA ),
and fruitless day checking his Computer
( made in MALAYSIA ),
John decided to relax for a while.
He put on his sandals
(MADE IN BRAZIL ),
He put on his sandals
(MADE IN BRAZIL ),
poured himself a glass of wine
(MADE IN FRANCE )
(MADE IN FRANCE )
and turned on his TV
(MADE IN INDONESIA ),
(MADE IN INDONESIA ),
and then wondered why he can't find a good paying job
in AMERICA
in AMERICA
AND NOW HE'S HOPING HE CAN GET HELP FROM A PRESIDENT
-----> MADE IN KENYA <-----
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Dear John,
If your union didn't support politicians that think businesses are evil and regulate and tax them accordingly, you and 15% of your fellow Americans would be working now !
Woodsterman
Well what do you want from someone who drinks French wine?
ReplyDeleteunion workers deserve to be unemployed - and hey, I thought that union was supposed to be his job security -- oops
ReplyDeleteHe couldn't be hurting so bad if he is driving a german car, unless it is 25 years old.
bonks for a sunny snow free day. It is going allll the way up to 46 here!
That damn Kenyan...Heh.
ReplyDeleteGirl really, we produce some of the worlds greatest wines right here in California.
ReplyDeletePierro, Oh let's call this a Wisconsin story. The Governor wants the union members to pay a little of their benefits so he doesn't have to lay anyone off. If the union wins, there are laid off union workers. To make it worse, the union doesn't care.
ReplyDeleteBonks
Randy, the land that produces Zebra dung and presidents.
ReplyDeleteUAW workers at my plant cannot see the irony of using imported Canadian steel to produce parts to be exported to Mexico for assembly, and yet most have the famous bumper sticker "Out of Work Yet? Keep Buying Foreign"
ReplyDeleteToday I wished what I bought was made "Made in the USA".
ReplyDeleteManufacturing accounts for just 12% of the UK economy (halved in 20 years) and the unions no longer represent the working man (or woman) but rather cossetted office workers in the bloated public sector boosted by 900,000 more non-jobs created by our former socialist administration in a doomed attempt to remain in power (the same reason they ramped up immigration).
ReplyDeleteChristopher, it's what happens when a bunch of followers band together.
ReplyDeleteSupi, hard to find, huh?
ReplyDeleteBanned, we're feeling it too.
ReplyDeleteThat was great.
ReplyDeleteSays a lot huh Admiral.
ReplyDeleteThanks Much Watcher ...
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