Drunk sitting at the bar...
Guy waltz's in and asks the bartender for a 20 year old Scotch.
Bartender pours a dram or two and the guy sips, then pushes the glass back saying "this is only 10 years old, I'd like 20 if you don't mind."
Bartender digs around the bar, finds an old dusty bottle and pours another dram.
Guy sips... makes a face and says "no, no, no... 20 years. This is only 15."
The Drunk is memorized by all this.
Finally the bartender goes into the back and digs through all the really old bottles and comes up with something he thinks is "really" old. Pours another couple drams.
Guy sips and says "not quite right there old chap. You've nothing better?"
Bartender huffs off.
Drunk pushes a glass towards the guy and slurs... "try dis."
The guy sips, and then spits out the liquid while sputtering "This tastes like piss!"
Drunk says... "'Xactly sir. Now canya tell me how old I am?"
Good one, Odie!
ReplyDeleteLL, never, ever admit you know what piss tastes like.
Deletehow can anyone tell it, all tastes like piss to me
ReplyDeleteUnknown, lucky guess?
DeleteYogi Berra would be proud of you:
ReplyDelete"memorized"
boron, I had his book. That thing was so funny.
DeleteYou have been putting up with my piss for a couple of years Odie, do you know how old I am? I do know what piss tastes like, what it feels to be pissed on your back thinking it is rain...
ReplyDeleteCederq, some stories are best left untold.
DeleteDifferent.
ReplyDeleteedutcher, that's what I thought.
DeleteMy question would be: What the heck is wrong with the ole drunk, seeing as he has a glass of piss handy? Must be a damn Dirty Socialistic Sicko Democrat Type! Pissing in a glass at the bar... WTF-O? Probably one of the Off-Lable Royals.
ReplyDeleteG.W. Long, I think I remember when you're that drunk anything can happen.
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