Thursday, April 16, 2015

My Good Luck


I won a Nigerian lottery according to 
an email from a Nigerian prince.

He holds the sum of ONE MILLION DOLLARS 
in my name and he wants to send it to me FREE!
All I have to do is give him my bank account 
numbers and send him $500.00 US dollars cash, 
to show my good faith so he can transfer the money!

 

And then I got ANOTHER email.



It's from a KENYAN prince who wants to 
give me FREE healthcare for life!


All I have to do is give him:
MY BANK ACCOUNT NUMBERS,
MY SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER
MY CONFIDENTIAL HEALTH INFORMATION
and pay $700 per month for a policy with only a $10,000 deductible.
Then he can make it happen!

Am I on a roll or what !!!!

Thanks Dan!
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18 comments:

  1. CurmudgeonApril 16, 2015 at 4:33 AM

    Yep. You're rolling in the thunder!

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  2. FreddApril 16, 2015 at 5:00 AM

    You're in Fat City, bud.

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  3. SandeeApril 16, 2015 at 7:09 AM

    Bwahahahahaha. You're on a roll alright.

    Have a fabulous day. ☺

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  4. joehApril 16, 2015 at 7:23 AM

    Be careful, I think the second one might be a scam.

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  5. Woodsterman (Odie)April 16, 2015 at 7:24 AM

    Curmudgeon, first check is in the mail I'm told.

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  6. Woodsterman (Odie)April 16, 2015 at 7:25 AM

    Fredd, drinks are on me.

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  7. Woodsterman (Odie)April 16, 2015 at 7:26 AM

    Sandee, need a load?

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  8. Woodsterman (Odie)April 16, 2015 at 7:27 AM

    Joeh, how could it be? The leader of the free world would never lie ... would he?

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  9. LLApril 16, 2015 at 8:40 AM

    Both deals are equally valid. Both Africans have equal credibility.

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  10. Ron RussellApril 16, 2015 at 8:54 AM

    Damn Odie, you are one lucky S.O.B.

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  11. Woodsterman (Odie)April 16, 2015 at 9:36 AM

    LL, so it's a good thing, right?

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  12. Woodsterman (Odie)April 16, 2015 at 9:38 AM

    Ron, Don't you worry, I'll never forget you little people that helped along the way.

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  13. cubeApril 16, 2015 at 1:36 PM

    You know what, I need to shut my mouth or I could never run for president.

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  14. Mike aka ProofApril 16, 2015 at 3:52 PM

    Gosh. Makes you wonder why anyone would ever want to delete emails?

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  15. Woodsterman (Odie)April 16, 2015 at 4:08 PM

    cube, stay vocal, you wouldn't want to run for president.

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  16. Woodsterman (Odie)April 16, 2015 at 4:10 PM

    Proof, Delete? Hell, I have over 500,000 in my in box now.

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  17. sig94April 16, 2015 at 4:54 PM

    Yep, you're on a sesame seed roll my friend.

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  18. Woodsterman (Odie)April 16, 2015 at 7:04 PM

    sig94,, and I'm eating well my friend.

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