When I heard Al Sharpton was guest preacher at a black
Chicago Church, I decided to check him out in person
and see what it was all about.
I sat down and Sharpton came up to me, I don't know why,
I sat down and Sharpton came up to me, I don't know why,
maybe it was because I was the only
white person in the Church.
He laid his hands on my hand and said: "By the will of
He laid his hands on my hand and said: "By the will of
Jesus the Lord All Mighty, and the will of God, you will
walk today."
I told him I was not paralyzed. Then Jesse Jackson came
I told him I was not paralyzed. Then Jesse Jackson came
by and repeated the same thing. Again I told him there
is nothing wrong with me.
After the sermon I stepped outside and lo and behold,
After the sermon I stepped outside and lo and behold,
my car had been stolen ! ! !
Oh that's just so wrong!
ReplyDeleteFunny, but wrong!
glory glory hallelujah - income redistribution at work.
ReplyDeleteBwahahahahahahahaha. I didn't see the coming. I also linked you to Silly Sunday.
ReplyDeleteHave a fabulous day Odie. :)
Next time take a cab.
ReplyDeleteShould have gone to Rev. Wright's church. They would have offered to sell it back to you!
ReplyDeleteTruth is Everlasting!
ReplyDeleteOr something.
Praise the Lord and pass the hubcaps...
ReplyDeleteJoeh, ain't it great.
ReplyDeleteLL, glory glory hallelujah, Doode.
ReplyDeleteSandee, thank you for the SS link.
ReplyDeleteTimothy, that would do it.
ReplyDeleteProof, I would have bought it.
ReplyDeleteEdutcher, hallelujah!
ReplyDeleteBrighid, you win the prize for best comment.
ReplyDeleteHeeheehee! Guess they do know what they are talking about!
ReplyDeleteMessymimi, I would say so.
ReplyDeleteAmen---those two really know the neighborhood.
ReplyDeleteRon, Amen
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