Old Mafia Don ~OR~ Rule 5 Woodsterman Style

An old Italian Don is dying.... and he calls for his 

grandson to approach the bed; "Lissin' a me. I wanna 

for you to taka my chrome-plated 38-caliber revolver, 

so you will always remember me."

The grandson smiles weakly and replies; "But grandpa, 

I really donna a lika guns. Howzabout you leava me 

you ROLEX watch instead?"

Gasping for air the old man answers with a snarl in his 

voice; "Shuddup an lissin'. Somma day, 

you gonna runna da business......

You gonna have a beautifula wife, lotsa money, a biga home, 

and maybea a couple of bambinos."

 After a slight pause to catch his breath he continues; 

"Somma day, you gonna comma home, and maybe find 

you wife inna bed with another man. Whadda you gonna 

do then, .... pointa to you watch and say "Times up"?"

Thanks Mr. Trailbee !

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