Her First Date

If you didn't see this on the Tonight Show,  

I hope you're sitting down when you read it.

       

This is probably the funniest date story ever, 

first date or not!!!  We have all had bad dates 

but this takes the cake.

       

Jay Leno went into the audience to find the most 

embarrassing first date that a woman ever had.

       

The winner described her worst first date experience.

       

There was absolutely no question as to 

why her tale took the prize!

      

She said it was midwinter...snowing and quite cold... 

and the guy had taken 

  her skiing in the mountains outside 

Salt Lake City,Utah.

  

It was a day trip (no overnight).They were strangers, 

after all, and had never met before.

       

The outing was fun but relatively uneventful, 

until they were headed home late that afternoon.

        

They were driving back down the mountain, when she 

gradually began to realize that she should not have 

had that extra latte!!

 They were about an hour away from anywhere with 

a rest room and in the middle of nowhere!

        

Her companion suggested she try to hold it, which she did for awhile.

       

Unfortunately, because of the heavy snow and slow going, 

there came a point where she told him that he had better 

stop and let her go beside the road, or it would 

be the front seat of his car.

       

They stopped and she quickly crawled out 

beside the car, yanked her pants 

down and started. In the deep snow 

she didn't have good footing, so she 

let her butt rest against the rear fender to steady herself. 

Her companion stood on the side of the car watching

 for traffic and indeed was a real gentleman and refrained 

from peeking. All she could think about was the relief 

she felt despite the rather embarrassing 

nature of the situation.

       

Upon finishing however, she soon became aware of 

another sensation. As she bent to pull up her pants, the 

young lady discovered her buttocks were firmly 

glued against the car's fender. Thoughts of tongues frozen to 

poles immediately came to mind as she attempted to disengage her flesh 

from the icy metal.

       

It was quickly apparent that she had a brand 

new problem, due to the extreme cold.

   

Horrified by her plight and yet aware of the humor of 

the moment, she answered her date's concerns about '

what is taking so long?' with a reply that indeed, 

she was 'freezing her butt off' and in need of some assistance!

       

He came around the car as she tried to 

cover herself with her sweater and 

then, as she looked imploringly into his eyes, 

he burst out laughing.

She too, got the giggles and when 

they finally managed to compose

themselves, they assessed her dilemma. Obviously, 

as hysterical as the situation was, they 

also were faced with a real problem.

       

Both agreed it would take something hot to 

free her chilly cheeks from the 

grip of the icy metal! Thinking about 

what had gotten her into the 

predicament in the first place, both quickly realized 

that there was only one way to get her free.

                

So, as she looked the other way, 

her first time date proceeded to unzip his 

pants and pee her butt off the fender.

       

As the audience screamed in laughter, 

she took the Tonight Show prize 

hands down. Or perhaps that should be 

'pants down'. And you thought your 

first date was embarrassing.

        

Jay Leno's comment... 'This gives a whole 

new meaning to being pissed  off.'

       

Oh and how did the first date turn out?

He became her husband and was sitting 

next to her on the Leno show.

Thanks Dan !