A blonde goes into a computer store and asks the clerk
"Where do you
keep the curtains for computers?"
The clerk answers with a puzzled face
"Curtains for computers? You don't need curtains for computers."
The
blonde's eyes widen and she shakes her head as
she answers "Hello!?? My
computer has Windows!!"
A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his
attractive blonde
neighbor came out of the house and
went straight to the mailbox. She
opened it then slammed
it shut and stormed back into the house. A little
later she
came out of her house again, went to the mailbox and
again
opened it, and slammed it shut again. Angrily,
back into the house she
went.
As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, she came
As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, she came
out again,
marched to the mailbox, opened it and then
slammed it closed harder than
ever.
Puzzled by her actions the man asked her,
Puzzled by her actions the man asked her,
"Is something wrong?"
To which she replied, "There certainly is!"
My stupid computer keeps saying, "You've got mail!"
To which she replied, "There certainly is!"
My stupid computer keeps saying, "You've got mail!"
Other Rule 5 ers:
You've got mail! Damn I love blondes...
ReplyDeleteRandy, I do? wait while I run to the mail box.
ReplyDeleteIt's a damn good thing the computer didn't say "FATAL ERROR"...
ReplyDeleteMY FIRST EXPERIANCE WITH BLONDS WAS VIA THE OLD SEARS AND ROEBUCK CATALOG---YOU KNOW THE SECTION!
ReplyDeleteI used to be a blonde, not a natural blonde but still. I can remember looking that hot too. Sigh.
ReplyDeleteLoved the jokes.
Have a terrific day and weekend Odie. :)
P, ya just never know what to say around some peples'.
ReplyDeleteRon, my wife is a blond (in case she reads this) and she's an exception to the rule.
ReplyDeleteSandee, we all remember when. Hell, I remember the tract team, surfing for 20 years, weighing 160 pounds, and ... wait for it ... HAIR!
ReplyDeleteOdie, how can you post pics like these. Isn't August hot enough?
ReplyDeleteOpie, I LIKE IT HOT !
ReplyDeleteShame on you, The Blonde turns 65 today!
ReplyDeleteYou'd mock an old lady???
Good stuff, really.
PS She loves a good blonde joke, so well done.
PPS Like the candy-striper.
Edutcher, don't mess up and call her DuhWon by mistake ... birthdays and all. Say happy Birthday for me. She's about 6 months younger than me.
ReplyDeleteI like number 3.
Blondes sure are special.
ReplyDeleteOdie, she hates it that Zero has the same birthday.
ReplyDelete"I had it first". You can guess how she's voting.
Those are great ones, both jokes and blondes.
ReplyDeleteDid you hear about the blonde who boarded the plane and sat down in First Class. Another passenger then came on and had a ticket for that seat. A flight attendant check both tickets and told the blonde her seat was in the Economy Cabin, not First Class.
She pouted and responded: I am blonde, I am beautiful and I am going to San Francisco in First Class. Several other Stews tried and got the same answer. The Head Flight Attendent firmly explained that she simply had to move. The flight could not take off until she exited the seat belonging to another passenger. She got the same answer: I am blonde, I am beautiful and I'm going to San Francisco in First Class.
Finally the Captain was forced to talk to her. He knelt down beside her and whispered a few words. She got up, gathered her belongings and moved to the back of the plane with an sweet apology to the Captain.
The flight attendants were aghast. What did you say to her, they asked.
He said, well, I just told her First Class doesn't go to San Francisco.
It's an old, old one. I'm blonde, and all of these give me a good laugh. I love blonde jokes.
Maggie@MaggiesNotebook
http://maggiesnotebook.com
Teresa, I LOVE them!
ReplyDeleteEdutcher, I love to jib here and jab there.
ReplyDeleteMaggie, Woodsterman don't go to no San Francisco. You'll have to keep coming back until we do.
ReplyDelete"Do they deliver E-mail on Sunday's", she asked sheepishly.
ReplyDeleteScotty, any day you want, sweetheart.
ReplyDeleteBlonde Grand Central linked:
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Thanks RR
ReplyDeleteHave you been spying on me with a camera phone again, Odie? ;)
ReplyDeleteDS, Guilty gorgeous.
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